So I went to the doctor today because I'm not feeling well. And then I stopped at the grocery store for some ginger ale and angel food cake. When i was getting out of my car, I accidently tapped the car next to me. I say tapped because there wasn't even any paint transfer or anything, not a scratch.
There was an old guy in the car with two little kids in the back.
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
I don't remember what I said back, but I'm still enraged.
Matt - that apartment does look great - too bad about the sketchy neighborhood.
and now I leave you all to go drink a Harp and be skirted around to various pubs with a group of NYC firemen.
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
"Wait! Let me go buy a couple 10-lb bags of potatoes, stow them in my trunk, and try again! Think I can kill ya on the second try??"
I don't remember what I said back
I hope that the blackout included some sort of physical violence. That fucker deserves a hard, sharp smack to the head.
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
"And yet, you'd still be an asshole with no class."
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
Oh, Allyson. My mother would have said, "And they say there's no such thing as perfection," to which the man would have made the Huh-face, and then she would have said, "But you're a perfect asshole."
Oh, Allyson, that sucks. People are stupid.
oh Allyson we hates him. what an asswipe jackhole.
Dear Jackhole in the Parking Lot,
You are not worthy to speak to Allyson. For Allyson is a lovely and smart wonderful person.
Refrain from speaking to or even looking at our friend Allyson.
You suck like the rudest sucky thing that ever slithered around suckville.
We hate you.
GRRR! - msbelle.
"Well, you'd lose ten if I cut off your head."