if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen.
Motherfucker.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Mar 17, 2005 12:07:37 pm PST #8432 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2005 12:08:21 pm PST #8433 of 10002
What is even happening?
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
Oh, Allyson. My mother would have said, "And they say there's no such thing as perfection," to which the man would have made the Huh-face, and then she would have said, "But you're a perfect asshole."
Kat - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:02 pm PST #8434 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh, Allyson, that sucks. People are stupid.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:27 pm PST #8435 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh Allyson we hates him. what an asswipe jackhole.
Dear Jackhole in the Parking Lot,
You are not worthy to speak to Allyson. For Allyson is a lovely and smart wonderful person.
Refrain from speaking to or even looking at our friend Allyson.
You suck like the rudest sucky thing that ever slithered around suckville.
We hate you.
GRRR! - msbelle.
erikaj - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:52 pm PST #8436 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
"Well, you'd lose ten if I cut off your head."
Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:59 pm PST #8437 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It smarts, no matter how I slice it. Ima still eat my angel food cake, though.
Dana - Mar 17, 2005 12:12:29 pm PST #8438 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Plus, you have a tagline from Strictly Ballroom, which is automatically +5 cool points.
Jars - Mar 17, 2005 12:13:46 pm PST #8439 of 10002
if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen.
I'd have laughed and called him a cunt. But then, I'm very slow to take offence and couldn't give a crap whether he's got kids around him or not.
Poor fool. He'll be dead soon of natural causes. You won't.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2005 12:13:59 pm PST #8440 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."
What a mean, nasty old fuck.
Also, what msbelle said.
Grrrr.
Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 12:16:28 pm PST #8441 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Thanks msbelle. I dedicate my angelfood cake to your nice one-ness.