You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2005 12:04:40 pm PST #8428 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Matt - that apartment does look great - too bad about the sketchy neighborhood.

and now I leave you all to go drink a Harp and be skirted around to various pubs with a group of NYC firemen.


Nutty - Mar 17, 2005 12:04:48 pm PST #8429 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."

"Wait! Let me go buy a couple 10-lb bags of potatoes, stow them in my trunk, and try again! Think I can kill ya on the second try??"


Cashmere - Mar 17, 2005 12:04:50 pm PST #8430 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't remember what I said back

I hope that the blackout included some sort of physical violence. That fucker deserves a hard, sharp smack to the head.


Dana - Mar 17, 2005 12:05:13 pm PST #8431 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."

"And yet, you'd still be an asshole with no class."


Scrappy - Mar 17, 2005 12:07:37 pm PST #8432 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen.

Motherfucker.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2005 12:08:21 pm PST #8433 of 10002
What is even happening?

He rolled down his window and said, "if you lost 40 pounds, that wouldn't happen."

Oh, Allyson. My mother would have said, "And they say there's no such thing as perfection," to which the man would have made the Huh-face, and then she would have said, "But you're a perfect asshole."


Kat - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:02 pm PST #8434 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh, Allyson, that sucks. People are stupid.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:27 pm PST #8435 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh Allyson we hates him. what an asswipe jackhole.

Dear Jackhole in the Parking Lot,

You are not worthy to speak to Allyson. For Allyson is a lovely and smart wonderful person.

Refrain from speaking to or even looking at our friend Allyson.

You suck like the rudest sucky thing that ever slithered around suckville.

We hate you.

GRRR! - msbelle.


erikaj - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:52 pm PST #8436 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

"Well, you'd lose ten if I cut off your head."


Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 12:09:59 pm PST #8437 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It smarts, no matter how I slice it. Ima still eat my angel food cake, though.