This one was more than likely cribbed from the radio series, but:

A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty "Hi Yo Silver!" The Lone Ranger. ["Hi Yo Silver, away!"] With his faithful Indian companion Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early west. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. The Lone Ranger rides again!

This is the story of two sisters, Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates, and these are the Campbells. And this is SOAP.

There was also a voiceover recap of the story so far.

Damn, I don't want to go to class tonight. And then I see that one of the major subway lines is all fucked up -- not one I have to take, but I do sometimes. So I'm thinking I should just leave now, so I'm not traveling during rush hour, and do some reading down there at school. But that would involve getting dressed. Hmph.

Thank you. I am now humming the Soap theme song.

I should just leave now, so I'm not traveling during rush hour, and do some reading down there at school.

You should go now, because I'm about to leave the house and lock myself in the library and study for my midterm tonight. We'll be virtuous together.

OK, Dana. Let's go! Good luck w/midterm.

The Odd Couple had a pretty extensive credit voice-over, didn't it? At least originally.

Have fun getting dressed!

Emily! Your tag!

Odd Couple opening monologue:

On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving eachother crazy?