The Buffista women love the paha poikas (bad boys). They have a thread named after one of them.
Yeah, well I don't think my grandmother had Spike in mind when she said it.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kalshane - Mar 16, 2005 10:22:49 am PST #8072 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Kathy A - Mar 16, 2005 10:29:10 am PST #8073 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
It's not a drama, but:
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports... the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat... the human drama of athletic competition.
Ginger - Mar 16, 2005 10:34:54 am PST #8074 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Try this for a deep dark secret: The great detective Remington Steele... He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I'd always loved excitement, So I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely no one knocked on my door. A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, But as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well...almost never. I don't even know his real name!"
sumi - Mar 16, 2005 10:36:19 am PST #8075 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Ooh, that's a good one.
Emily - Mar 16, 2005 10:37:17 am PST #8076 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Suddenly I really want to watch Remington Steele. Although I never really liked what's-her-name. Stephanie Zimbalist.
Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!
Kathy A - Mar 16, 2005 10:37:27 am PST #8077 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
t ring!
"...Hello?"
(Original Bob Newhart show--not a monologue, but I always loved it.)
Topic!Cindy - Mar 16, 2005 10:38:15 am PST #8078 of 10002
What is even happening?
Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!
Blame Ephram Zimbalist Jr.
Betsy HP - Mar 16, 2005 10:38:48 am PST #8079 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
"Try this for a deep dark secret:
That was in my list of examples. It's the only one I can recite word-perfect from memory. Siiiiigh.
-t - Mar 16, 2005 10:39:00 am PST #8080 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
How about the Rockford Files answering machine?
sumi - Mar 16, 2005 10:39:12 am PST #8081 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
I'm pretty sure there is an opening monologue on Alias -- or there used to be.