Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Mar 16, 2005 10:22:49 am PST #8072 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

The Buffista women love the paha poikas (bad boys). They have a thread named after one of them.

Yeah, well I don't think my grandmother had Spike in mind when she said it.


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2005 10:29:10 am PST #8073 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

It's not a drama, but:

Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports... the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat... the human drama of athletic competition.


Ginger - Mar 16, 2005 10:34:54 am PST #8074 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Try this for a deep dark secret: The great detective Remington Steele... He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I'd always loved excitement, So I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely no one knocked on my door. A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, But as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well...almost never. I don't even know his real name!"


sumi - Mar 16, 2005 10:36:19 am PST #8075 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, that's a good one.


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 10:37:17 am PST #8076 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Suddenly I really want to watch Remington Steele. Although I never really liked what's-her-name. Stephanie Zimbalist.

Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2005 10:37:27 am PST #8077 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

t ring!

"...Hello?"

(Original Bob Newhart show--not a monologue, but I always loved it.)


Topic!Cindy - Mar 16, 2005 10:38:15 am PST #8078 of 10002
What is even happening?

Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!

Blame Ephram Zimbalist Jr.


Betsy HP - Mar 16, 2005 10:38:48 am PST #8079 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

"Try this for a deep dark secret:

That was in my list of examples. It's the only one I can recite word-perfect from memory. Siiiiigh.


-t - Mar 16, 2005 10:39:00 am PST #8080 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How about the Rockford Files answering machine?


sumi - Mar 16, 2005 10:39:12 am PST #8081 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I'm pretty sure there is an opening monologue on Alias -- or there used to be.