The Buffista women love the paha poikas (bad boys). They have a thread named after one of them.
Yeah, well I don't think my grandmother had Spike in mind when she said it.
'Safe'
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The Buffista women love the paha poikas (bad boys). They have a thread named after one of them.
Yeah, well I don't think my grandmother had Spike in mind when she said it.
It's not a drama, but:
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports... the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat... the human drama of athletic competition.
"Try this for a deep dark secret: The great detective Remington Steele... He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I'd always loved excitement, So I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely no one knocked on my door. A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, But as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well...almost never. I don't even know his real name!"
Ooh, that's a good one.
Suddenly I really want to watch Remington Steele. Although I never really liked what's-her-name. Stephanie Zimbalist.
Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!
t ring!
"...Hello?"
(Original Bob Newhart show--not a monologue, but I always loved it.)
Gah! Why the hell do I remember that name! I could be using that brainspace!
Blame Ephram Zimbalist Jr.
"Try this for a deep dark secret:
That was in my list of examples. It's the only one I can recite word-perfect from memory. Siiiiigh.
How about the Rockford Files answering machine?
I'm pretty sure there is an opening monologue on Alias -- or there used to be.