No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:05 am PST #8042 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

"Do not attempt to adjust your TV set..."

Right. And how many kids today even know what the horizontal and the vertical are, far less how to adjust them?


msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:06 am PST #8043 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The A-TEAM cracks my shit up!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:17 am PST #8044 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hey, guys, I'm trying to remember famous opening monologues, voiceovers that started shows. Here are three I know of:

Well, the obvious one - "Space, the final frontier..."

Also - "Steve Austin - astronaut - a man barely alive..."

Also - "Where am I?" / "In the village." / etc.


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:18 am PST #8045 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oops. We're late.

"In the jungles... of Peru..." Okay, not that famous. I just needed to say it.


Aims - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:57 am PST #8046 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two seperate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate the crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.

These are their stories."

Dum dum.


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:04 am PST #8047 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

And how many kids today even know what the horizontal and the vertical are, far less how to adjust them?

Well, it doesn't matter, does it? Because we control them!


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:23 am PST #8048 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, damn. That was a good one, Aimee.


Aims - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:51 am PST #8049 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sad that I know it by heart.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:55 am PST #8050 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"And now for something completely different..." / "IT'S..."


-t - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:55 am PST #8051 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How did Charlie's Angels go? "Once upon a time there were three girls..."