The A-TEAM cracks my shit up!
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:06 am PST #8043 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:17 am PST #8044 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hey, guys, I'm trying to remember famous opening monologues, voiceovers that started shows. Here are three I know of:
Well, the obvious one - "Space, the final frontier..."
Also - "Steve Austin - astronaut - a man barely alive..."
Also - "Where am I?" / "In the village." / etc.
Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:18 am PST #8045 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oops. We're late.
"In the jungles... of Peru..." Okay, not that famous. I just needed to say it.
Aims - Mar 16, 2005 9:54:57 am PST #8046 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two seperate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate the crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.
These are their stories."
Dum dum.
Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:04 am PST #8047 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
And how many kids today even know what the horizontal and the vertical are, far less how to adjust them?
Well, it doesn't matter, does it? Because we control them!
Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:23 am PST #8048 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh, damn. That was a good one, Aimee.
Aims - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:51 am PST #8049 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sad that I know it by heart.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:55 am PST #8050 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"And now for something completely different..." / "IT'S..."
-t - Mar 16, 2005 9:55:55 am PST #8051 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
How did Charlie's Angels go? "Once upon a time there were three girls..."
Betsy HP - Mar 16, 2005 9:56:33 am PST #8052 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Ah. Here we go.
DAMN, this one scared me:
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits."