Hey, guys, I'm trying to remember famous opening monologues, voiceovers that started shows. Here are three I know of:
1. Try THIS for a deep dark secret.
2. My name is
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I'm an astronaut.
3. In every generation, there is a ...
Other suggestions?
-t and I both saw the name "Buck Bokai" and our minds immediately went to the same place.
Yup. So much for me being enigmatic and inscrutable.
"Space, the final frontier..."
And, um, how does it go? "Do not attempt to adjust your TV set..."
The handheld thingee that the Dean Stockwell character (what was his name, anyway?) used to contact Ziggy in Quantum Leap.
"You unlock this door with the key of imagination, beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into . . . The Twilight Zone."
One of Lex Luthor's Blue Bottles of Water?
Professor X's wheelchair?
One more Victor...
A watermelon. That have been dropped from the sky.
And "I was falsely accused of a hideous crime...", although maybe not so famous.
"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit! These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground! Today, if you have a problem, if no one else can help -- and if you can find them -- maybe you can hire... THE A-TEAM!"