Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Anne W. - Mar 16, 2005 9:20:09 am PST #7988 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Victor, are anime fandoms fair game or not?


Thomash - Mar 16, 2005 9:20:10 am PST #7989 of 10002
I have a plan.

Oops, my bad.

eta: Fixed


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:21:05 am PST #7990 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Ooh. Tomfight!

Okay, that was really really bad. I'm sorry. I just really don't want to work.


shrift - Mar 16, 2005 9:21:48 am PST #7991 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

There is only one fandom, and shrift is its prophet.

I sprechen zie Geek.


victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:22:22 am PST #7992 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Victor, are anime fandoms fair game or not?

Yes! And I'm woefully short there, too!


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2005 9:24:13 am PST #7993 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What do you do about collars with no neck? Pull 'em up to your ears?

Charles Gray says yes.


victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:24:29 am PST #7994 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Here's the list so far--some are running jokes:

  • The contents of the lost Library of Atlantis, on microfiche
  • A compression coil for a Firefly class transport vehicle
  • The original text of the Shanshu Prophecy
  • A protractor from R'lyeh
  • Gorilla Grodd
  • The burned private diaries of Sir Richard Francis Burton
  • The Infinity Gauntlet
  • A copy of New Kids on the Block’s ‘Hangin’ Tough’, on vinyl
  • The Spear of Destiny (Hellboy version—not the JSA or “Constantine” versions. I swear, it’s bloody everywhere these days.)
  • The papers of Nikola Tesla seized by U.S. marshals after his death
  • A flying Ford Anglia
  • Sapient pearwood luggage
  • The Gem of Amara
  • 1812
  • Darth Vader’s light saber
  • A roll of duct tape
  • One Necronomicon
  • The Hark/Edison Quantum Brain
  • The key to Jor-El’s cave in Smallville, Kansas
  • A mug of beer from the Inn at the End of the Worlds
  • The Arc of the Covenant


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2005 9:25:15 am PST #7995 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

A smoosh-faced wax lion!


Gudanov - Mar 16, 2005 9:26:42 am PST #7996 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

How about the Holy Grail?


Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:28:48 am PST #7997 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

A compression coil for a Firefly class transport vehicle

Compression coil blows, we're driftin'.

Victor, you don't like my grindylow tank idea? I'm hurt.

Ooh! A Morgan Le Fay chocolate frog card?