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victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:24:29 am PST #7994 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Here's the list so far--some are running jokes:

  • The contents of the lost Library of Atlantis, on microfiche
  • A compression coil for a Firefly class transport vehicle
  • The original text of the Shanshu Prophecy
  • A protractor from R'lyeh
  • Gorilla Grodd
  • The burned private diaries of Sir Richard Francis Burton
  • The Infinity Gauntlet
  • A copy of New Kids on the Block’s ‘Hangin’ Tough’, on vinyl
  • The Spear of Destiny (Hellboy version—not the JSA or “Constantine” versions. I swear, it’s bloody everywhere these days.)
  • The papers of Nikola Tesla seized by U.S. marshals after his death
  • A flying Ford Anglia
  • Sapient pearwood luggage
  • The Gem of Amara
  • 1812
  • Darth Vader’s light saber
  • A roll of duct tape
  • One Necronomicon
  • The Hark/Edison Quantum Brain
  • The key to Jor-El’s cave in Smallville, Kansas
  • A mug of beer from the Inn at the End of the Worlds
  • The Arc of the Covenant

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2005 9:25:15 am PST #7995 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

A smoosh-faced wax lion!

Gudanov - Mar 16, 2005 9:26:42 am PST #7996 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

How about the Holy Grail?

Emily - Mar 16, 2005 9:28:48 am PST #7997 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

A compression coil for a Firefly class transport vehicle

Compression coil blows, we're driftin'.

Victor, you don't like my grindylow tank idea? I'm hurt.

Ooh! A Morgan Le Fay chocolate frog card?

victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:31:30 am PST #7998 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

A smoosh-faced wax lion!

YES!

How about the Holy Grail?

Huh. How best to phrase it, so it's clear it's the Python version...

Victor, you don't like my grindylow tank idea? I'm hurt.

I'm just blanking what it is.

A Morgan Le Fay chocolate frog card?

Heh. Oh, yes.

§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 9:32:02 am PST #7999 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A menu from The Peach Pit.

Captain Oats.

A camera lipstick from Alias.

Pix - Mar 16, 2005 9:32:46 am PST #8000 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

One of Rygel's stomachs.

(And pretty accidental numberslut!)

Scrappy - Mar 16, 2005 9:32:50 am PST #8001 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

How about Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, so they KNOW it's Python?

victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:33:22 am PST #8002 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Charles Gray says yes.

Which reminds me, I DEFINITELY need something Rocky Horror here...

victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:33:47 am PST #8003 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

How about Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, so they KNOW it's Python?

We have a winner!

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