Okay, I went for eleven, but got one of my all-time favorites.
deborah g: Looks like a tropical depression with an attitude, ita.
ita: That used to be me.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:21:59 pm PST #7248 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:00 pm PST #7249 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm a little afraid if shrift gets a happy job the batting average will go down. We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
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shrift: I have no shame. In fact, my shame is off happily giving a blowjob to a man in a skirt.
Michele T.: God bless you and your generous shame, shrift.
Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:32 pm PST #7250 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cashmere: 2 rum & cokes with dinner: $9.50 on debit card. 1 ticket to see Pirates of the Caribbean: $9.00 on debit card.
Flask for rum: $29.50 on debit card.
Blurting out loud in the theatre "Jesus, Jack, shag the boy already!": Priceless.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:22:35 pm PST #7251 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I think shrift edits.
Blessings on her, then.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:23:58 pm PST #7252 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."
DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:00 pm PST #7253 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Blessings on her, then.
Hell yeah, it's for the Greater Good.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:16 pm PST #7254 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This is fun:
meara: They called a bomb threat in over a week in advance??? That's very strange....
amych: Calling in the threat was on their to-do list and they didn't want to forget in the mad rush of actually planting the bomb?
Jacqueline: Okay, obviously that’s not funny at all, except for being fucking hysterical. God knows that if I were a mad bomber, I’d have to do it that way. Then they’d probably find my bomb, inert and un-detonated, with the wrong size batteries crammed into it wrong way round and a Post-It stuck to the top saying "1. Call in threat. 2. Wash capoeira pants. 3. CAT FOOD!!!!"
Katie M - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:26 pm PST #7255 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Susan W: Any sentence that starts out with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" should finish with a heartwarming tale of baseball players encouraging people during a tough time, not with law enforcement trying to track down representatives with dissenting views.
billytea: I have to be honest; any sentence that begins with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" has already pretty much exceeded my sentential expectations.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:24:42 pm PST #7256 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
billytea: So they haven't got back to me on an offer. If they do, I'm going to attribute it to the aptitude testing. Now I can only hope that my duties will include completing sequences of coloured shapes.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:25:08 pm PST #7257 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure I've gotten things on the BRQG that weren't in COMM, and that not everything in COMM makes it to the BRQG, is what I mean. Not that shrift makes us funnier.