Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Who made you snigger? Give credit.
Everybody. In fact, I'm shocked by how high the batting average is; every so often I see something in Coffee and think "Eh, whatever", but damn, the database is full of amazing zingers. I think I must just be jaded with realtime.
Next topic?
Uh...everybody buff dive five and post your best one.
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Dana: Dude, we're the Buffistas. We invented redundant.
Victor: Bears repeating.
Gandalfe: If I recall and remember correctly, we also created it.
Dana: This is what I'm saying.
In fact, I'm shocked by how high the batting average is; every so often I see something in Coffee and think "Eh, whatever", but damn, the database is full of amazing zingers. I think I must just be jaded with realtime.
I think shrift edits.
Okay, I went for eleven, but got one of my all-time favorites.
deborah g: Looks like a tropical depression with an attitude, ita.
ita: That used to be me.
I'm a little afraid if shrift gets a happy job the batting average will go down. We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
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shrift: I have no shame. In fact, my shame is off happily giving a blowjob to a man in a skirt.
Michele T.: God bless you and your generous shame, shrift.
Cashmere: 2 rum & cokes with dinner: $9.50 on debit card. 1 ticket to see Pirates of the Caribbean: $9.00 on debit card.
Flask for rum: $29.50 on debit card.
Blurting out loud in the theatre "Jesus, Jack, shag the boy already!": Priceless.
I think shrift edits.
Blessings on her, then.
Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."
Blessings on her, then.
Hell yeah, it's for the Greater Good.
This is fun:
meara: They called a bomb threat in over a week in advance??? That's very strange....
amych: Calling in the threat was on their to-do list and they didn't want to forget in the mad rush of actually planting the bomb?
Jacqueline: Okay, obviously that’s not funny at all, except for being fucking hysterical. God knows that if I were a mad bomber, I’d have to do it that way. Then they’d probably find my bomb, inert and un-detonated, with the wrong size batteries crammed into it wrong way round and a Post-It stuck to the top saying "1. Call in threat. 2. Wash capoeira pants. 3. CAT FOOD!!!!"