For instance, would you sleep with somebody else's husband if you were sure the wife wouldn't find out? That's a decision that is purely a moral decision, not a pragmatic one.

Being sure the wife wouln't find out does not render the sleepage consequence-free. Actually, I probably would not sleep with said guy because his cheating on his wife indicates I probably can't trust him any more than she can.

How are ethics and morals related? Or are they? Or are they synonyms?

I should never tell you anything.

My happiness upsets you.

So that's how it is.

Unrelatedly, what's the plural of OS? OSs or OSes?

Whereas most of the rest of us just can't tell you anything.

*runs away*

On the goats...actually, on sheep...

Vampires Anonymous has an entire chapter on Sheep Shagging.

It's also a rule.

8. Avoid the Sheep Shagger.

It's a terrible rule because a dear friend of mine is a sheep shagger. He and "Betty" and "Martin" have all been having lots of sheep fun. We've decided to get them Velcro gloves for christmas, because really, what do you get the threeway that has everything?

I probably would not sleep with said guy because his cheating on his wife indicates I probably can't trust him any more than she can.

Where does trust come into it?

What about physical scarring? Or, say, death, and being in my tummy?

I'm pretty sure eating your spouse is immoral, unless you're a praying mantis or certain kinds of spiders.

I've been to private school, and I don't recommend it. The quality of education I recieved was probably marginally better than my siblings (who all attended public school), but I didn't end up at a better college, and they all had infinitely better social experiences than I did. Obviously, schools should be judged on an individual basis, but private education != better education.

Your happiness is not the point. well not except that you act the fool, or type the fool, or something, but fool is involved.

OSi

I'm pretty sure eating your spouse is immoral, unless you're a praying mantis or certain kinds of spiders.

While I may love goat, I certainly don't love goats. I need to be clear.

Where does trust come into it?

Where I decide who is allowed into my house, life, bedroom, and pants (preferably in that order). I'm sure most philanderers aren't actually housebreakers or petty thieves, but I bet a lot of them are heartbreakers and petty assholes.

well not except that you act the fool, or type the fool, or something, but fool is involved.

No, see, I pity the fool.

That's what it is.