On the goats...actually, on sheep...

Vampires Anonymous has an entire chapter on Sheep Shagging.

It's also a rule.

8. Avoid the Sheep Shagger.

It's a terrible rule because a dear friend of mine is a sheep shagger. He and "Betty" and "Martin" have all been having lots of sheep fun. We've decided to get them Velcro gloves for christmas, because really, what do you get the threeway that has everything?

I probably would not sleep with said guy because his cheating on his wife indicates I probably can't trust him any more than she can.

Where does trust come into it?

What about physical scarring? Or, say, death, and being in my tummy?

I'm pretty sure eating your spouse is immoral, unless you're a praying mantis or certain kinds of spiders.

I've been to private school, and I don't recommend it. The quality of education I recieved was probably marginally better than my siblings (who all attended public school), but I didn't end up at a better college, and they all had infinitely better social experiences than I did. Obviously, schools should be judged on an individual basis, but private education != better education.

Your happiness is not the point. well not except that you act the fool, or type the fool, or something, but fool is involved.

OSi

I'm pretty sure eating your spouse is immoral, unless you're a praying mantis or certain kinds of spiders.

While I may love goat, I certainly don't love goats. I need to be clear.

Where does trust come into it?

Where I decide who is allowed into my house, life, bedroom, and pants (preferably in that order). I'm sure most philanderers aren't actually housebreakers or petty thieves, but I bet a lot of them are heartbreakers and petty assholes.

well not except that you act the fool, or type the fool, or something, but fool is involved.

No, see, I pity the fool.

That's what it is.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. WTH WTF WTW

Where I decide who is allowed into my house, life, bedroom, and pants (preferably in that order).

Ah. I was mixing up the general and the specific.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Have some goat -- it'll settle your tummy.

Oh, Christian Schools...

Of the Chistian Schools in south florida, one out of two has a student body comprised of kind, innocent children that have no wish to be corrupted. Almost no pervents, goths or freaks in sight. It's almost impossible to find any one in there that is willing to 'use the Lord's name in vain.'

Edit: I hate the letter R especially the double barred ones. Fuck you, isn't 26 letters enough? No, you have to bring Greek shit into the fucking Mathematic.