I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2005 3:38:30 pm PST #6775 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's sites like that that make me wonder why www.buyjessag5.com hasn't been snapped up yet. By me.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:38:43 pm PST #6776 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I assumed he was going to kill it anyway, myself. But that's driven largely by my liking of rabbit meat, and dislike of their smell.

But is it wrong that I was kind of enjoying the fact that people sent money, because it would be just so dumb?

Yes! I dunno -- Karen doesn't bother me at all. She seemed very up front about it, though incredibly mercenary, of course. If I had no pride or sense of self, I might try "Hi, I'm dumb and not ugly. Pay me."

As is, I'm reduced to a day job.


Stephanie - Mar 13, 2005 3:39:19 pm PST #6777 of 10002
Trust my rage

I got totally hooked watching the Project Greenlight marathon today on Bravo. I missed the last few hours, but it was so addicting. I like Ben Affleck much better as a producer.


Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:39:45 pm PST #6778 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

FYI, my tag is not a joke, although your paypal donations should actually be sent to my profile address.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 13, 2005 3:43:17 pm PST #6779 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I tried watching the Evil Bridget Jones movie out of misplaced loyalty to Colin, but the end result was that I now want to shake Jennifer Love Hewitt until her head falls off, thus preventing her from making those put-upon glare faces at anyone in future.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:43:33 pm PST #6780 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can we shower you with love in other ways, Jesse?

I feel a hug coming on ....

Okay. How lazy am I? Lazy enough to try and order in despite not having a working doorbell?

That's a lot of lazy, isn't it?

I wonder if anyone delivers lapin?


DXMachina - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:04 pm PST #6781 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It reminds me of one of National Lampoon's most famous covers, "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog".


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:27 pm PST #6782 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I tried watching the Evil Bridget Jones movie out of misplaced loyalty to Colin, but the end result was that I now want to shake Jennifer Love Hewitt until her head falls off, thus preventing her from making those put-upon glare faces at anyone in future.

I'm so sorry! Did you make it through the whole thing? It makes me laugh because he's pretty much Mr. Perfect & Charming.

One out of two ain't bad.


erikaj - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:34 pm PST #6783 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Me too, poster formerly known as Nonian.I learned a lot about what happens on movies.


Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:47 pm PST #6784 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hugs are $20.

Now I have "Shower Me With Your Love" in my head. Not sure how I've avoided it this long.