It reminds me of one of National Lampoon's most famous covers, "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog".
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:04 pm PST #6781 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:27 pm PST #6782 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I tried watching the Evil Bridget Jones movie out of misplaced loyalty to Colin, but the end result was that I now want to shake Jennifer Love Hewitt until her head falls off, thus preventing her from making those put-upon glare faces at anyone in future.
I'm so sorry! Did you make it through the whole thing? It makes me laugh because he's pretty much Mr. Perfect & Charming.
One out of two ain't bad.
erikaj - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:34 pm PST #6783 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Me too, poster formerly known as Nonian.I learned a lot about what happens on movies.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:44:47 pm PST #6784 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hugs are $20.
Now I have "Shower Me With Your Love" in my head. Not sure how I've avoided it this long.
SailAweigh - Mar 13, 2005 3:46:19 pm PST #6785 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
But is it wrong that I was kind of enjoying the fact that people sent money, because it would be just so dumb?
We'll be wrong together, Cindy.
Naming!= pet. My mom used to name the chickens on the farm so she could laugh in even more evil delight when she ate them
I like your mom. FWIW, I think chickens deserve to be eaten. In fact, I ate chicken today. I didn't know it's name, but for the sake of staying on theme, Ima name it Fred.
Stephanie - Mar 13, 2005 3:46:28 pm PST #6786 of 10002
Trust my rage
I learned a lot about what happens on movies.
It gave me some of an idea what Joss/Tim/et al are talking about when you hear about how hard the work is and how long everything can take.
I'm curious to see the acutal movie now.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:47:06 pm PST #6787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hugs are $20.
I have to pay you to hug you? That's probably totally illegal.
Steph L. - Mar 13, 2005 3:48:15 pm PST #6788 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
(I thought the recipe section on savetoby.com was the perfect dark humor touch.)
On the Snopes page of animal-related hoaxes, I'm amused by these rumors, which turned out to be true:
6,500 minks set free by animal rights activists rampaged through the British countryside.
Crafters have been asked to knit sweaters for oil-soaked penguins.
And this one, which is funny only *because* it's false:
A web site provides information and equipment for making 'bonsai kittens.'
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 13, 2005 3:51:48 pm PST #6789 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm so sorry! Did you make it through the whole thing? It makes me laugh because he's pretty much Mr. Perfect & Charming.
I slept through the middle, and woke up at the part where she got found out, and fired, and miraculously won his love by confessing that she was an evil version of Holly Golightly in front of a huge group of people.
If she'd been the Party of Five refugee to crash land, I'd be rooting for Lostzilla.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:53:32 pm PST #6790 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have to pay you to hug you? That's probably totally illegal.
Totally legal! It's for charity!