I vote we pick one and rename all the others Bob.
Nah, gotta go with William, not Bob.
Though I hear he likes carrots.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 09, 2005 5:45:44 am PST #5411 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Lilty Cash - Mar 09, 2005 5:46:43 am PST #5412 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Okay, between this thread, Bitches, and Minearverse, there are TOO MANY TIMS! I vote we pick one and rename all the others Bob.
But then, there's be too many Bobs! We'd be all, what, Saget? No, MY Bob!
brenda m - Mar 09, 2005 5:48:45 am PST #5413 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Linked on the page that Scola linked:
Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 09, 2005 5:48:50 am PST #5414 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Best. News. Ever
When I found out regular soda had more calories than beer, I switched to diet. I've never enjoyed a sugar rush as much as a good beer buzz.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2005 5:49:31 am PST #5415 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
mmmm....cookies.
Nice suit, msbelle. I like that whole collection.
Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 5:53:28 am PST #5416 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Best. News. Ever: [link]
There is a god!!!
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 5:55:18 am PST #5417 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Best. Use of. Technology. Ever: [link]
This is Flo. Her job is testing our image recognition algorithms, although she might not be aware of this. She goes in and out of the house through a cat door.
She also has a habit of catching various animals, dragging them inside through the cat door, and letting them loose so they can be chased for hours. Very cruel. To put an end to this we have built a computer-controlled device that visually determines if Flo is carrying anything in her mouth when she enters, and if she does, it simply does not let her in.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 5:57:44 am PST #5418 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Mar 09, 2005 5:58:04 am PST #5419 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Timmay and Connor (Angel). Eating Mexican food and playing "My father (figure) is more fucked up than yours."
Lest they desire to die horribly and spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus, I advise all fictional characters to Run Away! Run Away! from me until after I've consumed beer and good Mexican food.
There were more than a dozen kinds of cookies, in every texture (from rock-hard to so soft and airy they're like sweetness alone in your mouth), size (from fingernail to a fist size), degree of sweetness and color I could think of (no food coloring, of course, only natural stuff).
I just wanted to read that again. I shall now make rumbly noises like the Cookie Monster.
DXMachina - Mar 09, 2005 6:03:14 am PST #5420 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Why at Dunkin' Donuts can you only get donuts with jimmies on half of a donut?
It's a substandard Dunkin' Donuts? My DD has full jimmy coverage on their donuts.
You have to press the end that holds the nail into a hard surface before it will fire (as a safety mechanism). But still, my morbid immagination was wondering if you could kill someone with it....
Probably. I have one that's similar, except you have to hit it with a hammer to activate the charge. Just the hammer blow would probably be lethal on that one.