Best. Use of. Technology. Ever: [link]
This is Flo. Her job is testing our image recognition algorithms, although she might not be aware of this. She goes in and out of the house through a cat door.
She also has a habit of catching various animals, dragging them inside through the cat door, and letting them loose so they can be chased for hours. Very cruel. To put an end to this we have built a computer-controlled device that visually determines if Flo is carrying anything in her mouth when she enters, and if she does, it simply does not let her in.
Timmay and Connor (Angel). Eating Mexican food and playing "My father (figure) is more fucked up than yours."
Lest they desire to die horribly and spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus, I advise all fictional characters to Run Away! Run Away! from me until after I've consumed beer and good Mexican food.
There were more than a dozen kinds of cookies, in every texture (from rock-hard to so soft and airy they're like sweetness alone in your mouth), size (from fingernail to a fist size), degree of sweetness and color I could think of (no food coloring, of course, only natural stuff).
I just wanted to read that again. I shall now make rumbly noises like the Cookie Monster.
Volcano Cam!
Why at Dunkin' Donuts can you only get donuts with jimmies on half of a donut?
It's a substandard Dunkin' Donuts? My DD has full jimmy coverage on their donuts.
You have to press the end that holds the nail into a hard surface before it will fire (as a safety mechanism). But still, my morbid immagination was wondering if you could kill someone with it....
Probably. I have one that's similar, except you have to hit it with a hammer to activate the charge. Just the hammer blow would probably be lethal on that one.
A modern-day retelling of a Bible story - Jesus goes to Boystown and chats with a gay waiter: [link]
4 Now to get there, he had to go through an area just north of downtown called Boystown. 5 So he came to a part of Boystown called Northhalsted, not far from the plot of ground where Emperor Mayor Daley had ordained that the Chicago Cubs should play baseball. 6 Cub's Stadium was near there, and Jesus, tired as he was from the journey on the Red Line, sat down at a sidewalk café table outside the bar called Hydrate. It was just about lunch-time, and though the rainbow flags were fluttering in the breeze and the music inside the bar was pumping, there weren't many people around (because it's often hot and miserable outside, at mid-day in late July, in Chicago).
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17 "Who are you kidding?" the gay man said. "Don't you know where you are? You're in Boystown, for cryin' out loud. I don't have a wife, or a girlfriend. Heck, right now I don't even have a boyfriend," he replied.
Jesus said to her, "You're right when you say you have no boyfriend. The fact is, you've had five boyfriends, and the guy you're living with now isn't even your boyfriend. He's just a guy you picked up in the club - some guy who doesn't even know your real last name."
What happened to Dave? We liked him, he was cute!
He went to Newport to establish the Cult of Teh Seth.
GG: I liked the Tarantino-theme party as well.
I was sort of conflicted about Rory playing the jealousy card, because 1) while Logan is cute, I find him wee bit too smug and was happy to see him taken down a peg from his perch of ultra-confidence but 2) this was obviously a calculated move on Rory's part, and I don't like this streak of deviousness in her. I didn't have any reservations about Lorelai yelling at Emily at the end though, because if I were Lorelai, I would *still* be not talking to Emily.
Tommy, that cat link is amazing.
I liked Lorelai's
yelling at Emily. It was rude and not the least bit eloquent, but it was what Lorelai wanted to say, and I liked that they didn't let her phrase it cleverly because she was just that mad. I also like the new Rory -- she's needed to be less perfect for a while now.
I had thoughts, and I was going to respond to things, but I just can't be arsed. This bodes well for my day, in which I must write a paper and am therefore unplugging the internet connection.
