Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 6:06:12 am PST #5421 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A modern-day retelling of a Bible story - Jesus goes to Boystown and chats with a gay waiter: [link]

4 Now to get there, he had to go through an area just north of downtown called Boystown. 5 So he came to a part of Boystown called Northhalsted, not far from the plot of ground where Emperor Mayor Daley had ordained that the Chicago Cubs should play baseball. 6 Cub's Stadium was near there, and Jesus, tired as he was from the journey on the Red Line, sat down at a sidewalk café table outside the bar called Hydrate. It was just about lunch-time, and though the rainbow flags were fluttering in the breeze and the music inside the bar was pumping, there weren't many people around (because it's often hot and miserable outside, at mid-day in late July, in Chicago).

....

17 "Who are you kidding?" the gay man said. "Don't you know where you are? You're in Boystown, for cryin' out loud. I don't have a wife, or a girlfriend. Heck, right now I don't even have a boyfriend," he replied.

Jesus said to her, "You're right when you say you have no boyfriend. The fact is, you've had five boyfriends, and the guy you're living with now isn't even your boyfriend. He's just a guy you picked up in the club - some guy who doesn't even know your real last name."


Vonnie K - Mar 09, 2005 6:06:41 am PST #5422 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

What happened to Dave? We liked him, he was cute!

He went to Newport to establish the Cult of Teh Seth.

GG: I liked the Tarantino-theme party as well. I was sort of conflicted about Rory playing the jealousy card, because 1) while Logan is cute, I find him wee bit too smug and was happy to see him taken down a peg from his perch of ultra-confidence but 2) this was obviously a calculated move on Rory's part, and I don't like this streak of deviousness in her. I didn't have any reservations about Lorelai yelling at Emily at the end though, because if I were Lorelai, I would *still* be not talking to Emily.


brenda m - Mar 09, 2005 6:08:25 am PST #5423 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Tommy, that cat link is amazing.


bon bon - Mar 09, 2005 6:08:41 am PST #5424 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, Rusty.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 6:11:52 am PST #5425 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I liked Lorelai's yelling at Emily. It was rude and not the least bit eloquent, but it was what Lorelai wanted to say, and I liked that they didn't let her phrase it cleverly because she was just that mad. I also like the new Rory -- she's needed to be less perfect for a while now.


Dana - Mar 09, 2005 6:14:53 am PST #5426 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I had thoughts, and I was going to respond to things, but I just can't be arsed. This bodes well for my day, in which I must write a paper and am therefore unplugging the internet connection.


Dana - Mar 09, 2005 6:16:51 am PST #5427 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't want to go. Someone hold me.

Okay, right, going.


Jesse - Mar 09, 2005 6:19:58 am PST #5428 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't go, Dana! I have stupid reading to do, and I don't wanna. Also, the books are all the way over there, and my cat is so comfortable, it seems a shame to disturb him.


msbelle - Mar 09, 2005 6:22:54 am PST #5429 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse, when I bought the suit I bought three skirts and another pair of pants of the same line (different collections). This brand fits me and I am very excited to see what they have for summer.


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2005 6:38:09 am PST #5430 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good jimmy coverage is ESSENTIAL.

I still haven't tasted the Chantico. I wish they'd bring it to our in-house Starbuck.