Have I been misunderstanding the definition of kosher this whole time?
Ultra-Orthodox Jews are discouraged from eating the Interbunny.
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 07, 2005 8:06:56 am PST #4758 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Allyson - Mar 07, 2005 8:08:51 am PST #4759 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The more out-of-control my life feels, the more I depend on more horoscope to put it in a neat little box.
It might not be fun, and it probably won't go down in your mental scrapbook as the best on record, but once you've made it through this day, you'll feel really good about yourself. Like you've accomplished something. So when it seems as if the universe is throwing everything but the kitchen sink between you and where you need to be, don't give up. Ever heard about testing what you're made of? That's what's going on -- and this is one test you're guaranteed to pass.
My horoscope is far more confident in me than I am. I think today I may very well break.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2005 8:11:30 am PST #4760 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
'We can't possibly be having this conversation much longer. I'm a blind man with a gun.'"
That reminds me of some cop comedy movie I saw in the '80s. At one point a police officer apprehends a bad guy. The cop pulls a gun on the guy and holds his badge up with the other hand. He says, "Blind officer!" and the bad guy freezes and puts his hands up. Then the cop says, "Am I pointing this at you?" And then, to top it all off, the bad guy nods.
Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 8:14:16 am PST #4761 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Where is your horoscope, Allyson? I need a cheerful one.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:16:27 am PST #4762 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Y'all know Oriental Trading, right? They sell lots of assorted crap -- party favors and crafts and like that. I just got their Easter catalog, which is hilarious on so many levels -- I love the '"Jesus Loves You" sucker,' because I can't help but read it as "Jesus loves you? SUCKER!" but that's not the point here. They have chocolate eggs with Jesus messages on them, and good news! They're kosher. WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 8:17:02 am PST #4763 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???
A Jew for Jesus.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:17:51 am PST #4764 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Damn, ita, you got me. Do JfJ keep kosher?
Jessica - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:14 am PST #4765 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Don't Seventh Day Adventists keep kosher?
Allyson - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:27 am PST #4766 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
my yahoo, Betsy.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:38 am PST #4767 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???
I think the Easter Bunny was on crack the day he made those.