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tommyrot - Mar 07, 2005 8:11:30 am PST #4760 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'We can't possibly be having this conversation much longer. I'm a blind man with a gun.'"

That reminds me of some cop comedy movie I saw in the '80s. At one point a police officer apprehends a bad guy. The cop pulls a gun on the guy and holds his badge up with the other hand. He says, "Blind officer!" and the bad guy freezes and puts his hands up. Then the cop says, "Am I pointing this at you?" And then, to top it all off, the bad guy nods.

Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 8:14:16 am PST #4761 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

Where is your horoscope, Allyson? I need a cheerful one.

Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:16:27 am PST #4762 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Y'all know Oriental Trading, right? They sell lots of assorted crap -- party favors and crafts and like that. I just got their Easter catalog, which is hilarious on so many levels -- I love the '"Jesus Loves You" sucker,' because I can't help but read it as "Jesus loves you? SUCKER!" but that's not the point here. They have chocolate eggs with Jesus messages on them, and good news! They're kosher. WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???

§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 8:17:02 am PST #4763 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???

A Jew for Jesus.

Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:17:51 am PST #4764 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Damn, ita, you got me. Do JfJ keep kosher?

Jessica - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:14 am PST #4765 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Don't Seventh Day Adventists keep kosher?

Allyson - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:27 am PST #4766 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

my yahoo, Betsy.

tommyrot - Mar 07, 2005 8:18:38 am PST #4767 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???

I think the Easter Bunny was on crack the day he made those.

amych - Mar 07, 2005 8:19:08 am PST #4768 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???

One who finds them for half price on the day after the holiday, aka Cheap Chocolate Day.

Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:19:56 am PST #4769 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, OK, I take it all back. There probably is a significant community of people who would care that their cheapo, poor-quality, Easter-themed chocolates are kosher.

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