WHAT JEW WOULD EAT A JESUS CHOCOLATE EGG ANYWAY???
One who finds them for half price on the day after the holiday, aka Cheap Chocolate Day.
That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?
Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 07, 2005 8:19:08 am PST #4768 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 8:19:56 am PST #4769 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, OK, I take it all back. There probably is a significant community of people who would care that their cheapo, poor-quality, Easter-themed chocolates are kosher.
Nutty - Mar 07, 2005 8:24:32 am PST #4770 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
If by "attractive" they mean "incredibly creepy" and by "appetite to buy," they mean "likelihood to run screaming from the store."
I am in this demographic. All they need now is to make these robots strikingly anthropomorphic, and you will get to see a psychology experiment in action!
Want chocolate now. Hm. Best method to procure chocolate when all the smores pop tarts are eaten?
brenda m - Mar 07, 2005 8:25:39 am PST #4771 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Me, too. Every once in a while, when I'm having an attack of the Uglies, I remind myself that I'm Clinton's demographic: smart and chubby. And then I feel better. No, seriously.
Heeey, I like that.
Oriental Trading is great fun.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 8:25:53 am PST #4772 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Best method to procure chocolate when all the smores pop tarts are eaten?
Steal from co-worker's drawer while they're in a meeting.
kat perez - Mar 07, 2005 8:28:45 am PST #4773 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar
I had chocolate brownies for dessert. Quite yummy, but they said nothing about Jesus.
I'm still kind of in a daze from going to the Motley Crue concert last week and watching Tommy Lee shake his penis at throngs of screaming fans right after his drum solo. It also said nothing about Jesus.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 8:30:12 am PST #4774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a chocolate cupcake for second breakfast today, and Jesus told me he prefers the ganache to buttercream.
Steph L. - Mar 07, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #4775 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Me, too. Every once in a while, when I'm having an attack of the Uglies, I remind myself that I'm Clinton's demographic: smart and chubby. And then I feel better. No, seriously.
Heeey, I like that.
Even though he's married, and I have sworn off entanglements with married men, it's still nice to know that he'd have the hots for me. Which, I suppose, is an egotistical thing to say, but I still think that it's a fair assumption.
bon bon - Mar 07, 2005 8:31:22 am PST #4776 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
If, god forbid, a loved one of mine was murdered, god help me if a BLIND DETECTIVE shows up on my doorstep.
kat perez - Mar 07, 2005 8:35:46 am PST #4777 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar
When does the blind detective show start? I like Ron Eldard a lot, but I don't know if I like him enough to get over the whole concept of the show.