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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:23:21 pm PST #4227 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Only one of the barrels is a shotgun though.

Whuhuh?

The other barrel of the shotgun isn't a shotgun? How does that work? And what is it?

I mean, assuming a barrel can be a shotgun in its own right. Which I also don't understand.

Signed,
Palpably Form Over Function.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2005 1:26:38 pm PST #4228 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've completely lost the thread of this conversation, but I'm certain it involves porn in some way.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:28:12 pm PST #4229 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've completely lost the thread of this conversation, but I'm certain it involves porn in some way.

You may be associating the over and under with a reacharound.

Perfectly reasonable.


Kathy A - Mar 04, 2005 1:33:12 pm PST #4230 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Isn't over and under a way to bet odds on a game?

Where's Pete Rose when you need him?


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 1:37:48 pm PST #4231 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

There are over and under double barrelled shotguns.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:40:26 pm PST #4232 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are over and under double barrelled shotguns.

Oh.

Which isn't an "oh" to you, DX. It's an "oh" to Hec. Because I assumed that's what he was talking about.

Over and under rifles? What's the other sort?


Laura - Mar 04, 2005 1:41:21 pm PST #4233 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

He pays $90/year. For Bally's.

My Bally's is $52.47 per year. I've had it since 1985. I will never let it lapse.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2005 1:42:42 pm PST #4234 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's an "oh" to Hec. Because I assumed that's what he was talking about.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top. A chimerical weapon sort of like those guitars with two necks.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:43:10 pm PST #4235 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had it since 1985. I will never let it lapse.

I think that is his sitch too. I don't love Bally's, but hey! Backup gym.

God, I'm heavily avoiding typing these minutes. Well, I'm mostly through.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:46:57 pm PST #4236 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top.

Like a drilling?