All I know relevent to this conversation is that my brother informs me a m16 suffers nothing being dropped down a staircase. But it gets wet and it gets whiney. Therefore m16s are sugar. And the Secret Service detail on Presidents and SecStates in warzones have really cool weapons.

I have my check! I have my checks! Of course, I nearly broke my arm trying to get them out of the mailbox. My mailperson is fond of the cram-tightly school of mailbox filling.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top. A chimerical weapon sort of like those guitars with two necks.

No, it's just a double-barreled shotgun, distinguishable from a side-by-side. I could be wrong, but I don't see how a hybrid would be possible.

My area of expertise: having no expertise, apparently.

I know nothing about guns, other than they go bang.

2 things I know about guns: 1. In real life that's not L&O, you rarely find a murder weapon one. 2. If you don't know you've been shot, you don't hit the floor. And I feel like pissing and moaning and lj is not working.

I'm having my first Girl Scout cookies ever.

These peanut butter ones are good.

As for combos -- google drilling shotgun rifle -- I can't tell if the links are any good, since my work filter hates them. But they're the guns that Hec's interpretation of over and under brought to mind.

My area of expertise:

On formerly being vanilla.

These peanut butter ones are good.

PB & chocolate, or PB sandwich-cookie-no-chocolate?

BMECT! :) If you miss, firing again can help, particularly with a tight choke.

What's BMECT mean? Also, what's a choke?

Signed, In This For the Same Reason as Jesse. Also, where's Macedonia?

What's BMECT mean?

But My Experience Contradicts That!

Wow. Cool acronym. But wouldn't MECT be simpler?

My life is like that all the time.