Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 1:37:48 pm PST #4231 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

There are over and under double barrelled shotguns.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:40:26 pm PST #4232 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are over and under double barrelled shotguns.

Oh.

Which isn't an "oh" to you, DX. It's an "oh" to Hec. Because I assumed that's what he was talking about.

Over and under rifles? What's the other sort?


Laura - Mar 04, 2005 1:41:21 pm PST #4233 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

He pays $90/year. For Bally's.

My Bally's is $52.47 per year. I've had it since 1985. I will never let it lapse.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2005 1:42:42 pm PST #4234 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's an "oh" to Hec. Because I assumed that's what he was talking about.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top. A chimerical weapon sort of like those guitars with two necks.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:43:10 pm PST #4235 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had it since 1985. I will never let it lapse.

I think that is his sitch too. I don't love Bally's, but hey! Backup gym.

God, I'm heavily avoiding typing these minutes. Well, I'm mostly through.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 1:46:57 pm PST #4236 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top.

Like a drilling?


sarameg - Mar 04, 2005 1:50:44 pm PST #4237 of 10002

All I know relevent to this conversation is that my brother informs me a m16 suffers nothing being dropped down a staircase. But it gets wet and it gets whiney. Therefore m16s are sugar. And the Secret Service detail on Presidents and SecStates in warzones have really cool weapons.

I have my check! I have my checks! Of course, I nearly broke my arm trying to get them out of the mailbox. My mailperson is fond of the cram-tightly school of mailbox filling.


bon bon - Mar 04, 2005 1:51:31 pm PST #4238 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I thought an over and under was a shotgun on the bottom and a rifle on top. A chimerical weapon sort of like those guitars with two necks.

No, it's just a double-barreled shotgun, distinguishable from a side-by-side. I could be wrong, but I don't see how a hybrid would be possible.


Steph L. - Mar 04, 2005 1:51:41 pm PST #4239 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My area of expertise: having no expertise, apparently.

I know nothing about guns, other than they go bang.


erikaj - Mar 04, 2005 1:55:20 pm PST #4240 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

2 things I know about guns: 1. In real life that's not L&O, you rarely find a murder weapon one. 2. If you don't know you've been shot, you don't hit the floor. And I feel like pissing and moaning and lj is not working.