Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Mar 03, 2005 2:10:06 pm PST #3739 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My dad has learned about Googling people's names. He seemed rather proud of the stuff he found. He needs a real hobby.


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2005 2:10:28 pm PST #3740 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I really dislike broiling. I would love a stovetop like a cousin has, with a grill on it, but if I can't have that, I need some decent way to do fish and burgers.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2005 2:12:15 pm PST #3741 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Guess I'm the lone Foreman naysayer -- we had one, but got rid of it ages ago because we never used it. Anything a Foreman's good for can just as easily be cooked in a skillet (or a grill pan or broiler), both of which are easier to clean afterwards and don't need to be plugged in.

[Ha! Anti-Foreman x-post!]


Atropa - Mar 03, 2005 2:12:57 pm PST #3742 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm pretty gadget-avoidant. I just prefer poaching or broiling, I guess.

I'm an exceedingly lazy cook. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Which is why I love the grill.


Allyson - Mar 03, 2005 2:13:48 pm PST #3743 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lucky Fury.

Hee. He's love on a stick.

His assistant asked if we had ever met, if I wanted to be introduced to Fury. I just grinned.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2005 2:16:23 pm PST #3744 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm an exceedingly lazy cook. Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Maybe it's the NYC-esque lack of counterspace, but I've never understood why cooking something in a Foreman grill is easier than cooking it in a skillet. It seems like a lot more work to me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2005 2:17:51 pm PST #3745 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

With lamb in particular, I find that the grill draining the fat away results in a much better tasting finished product - pans or skillets just end up frying it in grease and getting the meat oversaturated. But I opt for the maximum grease version of hamburger and eye of round in a skillet-they seem to cook more evenly and flavorfully.

This reminds me of the one time I bought a T-bone from a cajun butcher, and the thing simmered down to half its starting mass when I cooked it—grease EVERYWERE. I think that particular cow had died from clogged arteries before they could get it to slaughter.


Allyson - Mar 03, 2005 2:18:52 pm PST #3746 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Jess, I dropped off the TVGuide signed by your DH to be signed by the writers. Fury's assistant was all, "wait, this is the guy who wrote this stuff? How'd you get this?"

So I got to namedrop you DH at the LOST office.

If anyone asks, me and DH go WAYYYY back. heh.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 03, 2005 2:20:54 pm PST #3747 of 10002
What is even happening?

Maybe it's the NYC-esque lack of counterspace, but I've never understood why cooking something in a Foreman grill is easier than cooking it in a skillet. It seems like a lot more work to me.
My counter space is at a premium now, which does not make it more attractive, but even when I had my big kitchen in my old house, I decided against one. My mother loves her, but I'm gadget averse.

Also, I'm the cast iron skillet's bitch. It's a pan, And a weapon. You really can't ask more from any kitchen utensil.


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2005 2:22:15 pm PST #3748 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You really can't ask more from any kitchen utensil.

Well, you could ask it to be a cleaver.

I'm forever asking the objects in my kitchen to do this.

No luck so far.