Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2005 11:38:52 am PST #3497 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sean, the answer to your solution can be found in the movies:

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalow.


Alibelle - Mar 02, 2005 11:39:02 am PST #3498 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Yes, they treat me like shit. Most makeup people treat me like shit. I don't know why.

I'm sorry, Allyson. That sucks. I promise to be extra nice to you in the future, to help balance out the makeup/LA scorecard, even though I won't be selling you anything.

I've never actually had a problem with makeup people, except for this one guy in NY, who told me that my mouth was misshapen and uneven, and I'd need to add lipstick around the outside on one side, in order to even my lips out. I think he was crazy, and that my mouth is fine. I quite like my lips, actually. But yeah, usually no problem at all at makeup counters.


P.M. Marc - Mar 02, 2005 11:41:34 am PST #3499 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Seattle's not really laid back. We're just generally anti-social housebodies.

This makes no sense to me. In Seattle, they'd be tripping over their feet to help you.

This is true. And the Sephora ladies would greet you cheerfully, possibly even by name. Even if it's been a couple of months since you've been in the store.

::cough::

Not that I've had that experience in the last week or two...

The Prescriptives people up here tend to suck, at least the downtown ones. Laura Mercier, if you can find a time when the freaking booth is staffed, has nice people. I've also had good luck with the people at Stila and Origins. Oh, and the Brass Plum makeup section at Nordies is great, and usually staffed by hyper gay boys.


Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 11:43:41 am PST #3500 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalow.

You say that like the thought has never crossed my mind....


Alibelle - Mar 02, 2005 11:43:54 am PST #3501 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

So, my lunch was delicious, but unfortunately also decided to take a tiny little visit to my white pants. Which stinks.


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2005 11:51:03 am PST #3502 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalow.

You say that like the thought has never crossed my mind....

Man-whoring! You'd be a he-bitch!


Lyra Jane - Mar 02, 2005 11:56:57 am PST #3503 of 10002
Up with the sun

TV from 8-10pm used to be milder, on purpose, when we were children, out of an understanding that the potential audience was of all ages.

I'm sure it was. Honestly, I wouldn't have known if hardcore porn was on every channel. I used "strict" as shorthand, but it was more that my mom encouraged us to find better things to do than watching TV, and i didn't have a problem with that. Between that and an early bedtime, I think the only primetime show I saw regularly in elementary school was "The Cosby Show." (When I was 8 or so, my best friend named her hamsters Crockett and Tubbs. I couldn't have picked Don Johnson out of a lineup until years later.) Which probably makes me an outlier in several ways, but I'm still hoping the same general approach works when I have kids.

(Of course, in 7th grade I got a TV in my room, and went on a complete bender, but never mind that.)


shrift - Mar 02, 2005 12:21:43 pm PST #3504 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

One day I will learn how to purchase and properly apply makeup.

Today is not that day.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2005 12:33:01 pm PST #3505 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I sing the dog coat electric! Fido and the amazing electrified dream coat!

Electric dog coats may offer protection for pets

Wolves in Finland with a taste for domestic canines in for a shock

HELSINKI - Finnish wolves with a taste for domestic dogs could be in for a shock as an electrified dog-coat could soon be on sale in Helsinki shops.

The dog-coat sends 1,000 volts of electricity through a predatory wolf when it bites into the outer layer, but is designed to ensure the pampered pet feels no pain from the jolt.


Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 1:22:40 pm PST #3506 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

entertain me, please.