One day I will learn how to purchase and properly apply makeup.
Today is not that day.
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Cheese Man ,'Chosen'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 02, 2005 12:21:43 pm PST #3504 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2005 12:33:01 pm PST #3505 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I sing the dog coat electric! Fido and the amazing electrified dream coat!
Electric dog coats may offer protection for pets
Wolves in Finland with a taste for domestic canines in for a shock
HELSINKI - Finnish wolves with a taste for domestic dogs could be in for a shock as an electrified dog-coat could soon be on sale in Helsinki shops.
The dog-coat sends 1,000 volts of electricity through a predatory wolf when it bites into the outer layer, but is designed to ensure the pampered pet feels no pain from the jolt.
Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 1:22:40 pm PST #3506 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
entertain me, please.
Aims - Mar 02, 2005 1:24:37 pm PST #3507 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I had to write up a PO for "Steel Brushed Nuts" today.
brenda m - Mar 02, 2005 1:26:47 pm PST #3508 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ouch.
Aims - Mar 02, 2005 1:27:05 pm PST #3509 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's what I said.
DavidS - Mar 02, 2005 1:30:34 pm PST #3510 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You two don't even have nuts for the steel brush.
Call me back when you order steel brushed nipples.
Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 1:31:02 pm PST #3511 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Please keep the steel brushes away from my nuts.
okaythanksbye.
Burrell - Mar 02, 2005 1:31:51 pm PST #3512 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I sure hope Alibelle went to get lunch. I had to go teach at 1.
Aims - Mar 02, 2005 1:32:34 pm PST #3513 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Call me back when you order steel brushed nipples.
You forget, I'm NURSING.