They were promised pizza in the flyer, which Mom is not willing to reneg on. I really did try.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Mar 01, 2005 6:34:54 pm PST #3248 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Jesse - Mar 01, 2005 6:37:27 pm PST #3249 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ah, I didn't realize promises had been made in writing. Matzo pizza!!
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2005 6:38:20 pm PST #3250 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I never wake up at Midnight or 3:00 A.M. Apparantly no one cares enough to curse me.
:(
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2005 6:38:35 pm PST #3251 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Mar 01, 2005 6:40:48 pm PST #3252 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay, but will you ask your mom to please let them know that pizza wouldn't be on the menu, and why?
Because what your mom is doing is not a seder, it's an explanation of what is on a seder plate. And she doesn't really get it, which is doing no one any favors.
Jesus' last meal contained nothing resembling pizza, he probably had lamb.
I just, it's disrespectful.
sumi - Mar 01, 2005 6:42:10 pm PST #3253 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Last week I woke up at 3 am three nights in a row. . . so somebody was cursing me? Or does that mean that I am a demon and somebody was trying to compell me to do something?
TAR: I wondered if there wouldn't be some evil consequences for doing that plane finagling thing myself. Apparently, trying to get on a later flight isn't a problem.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2005 6:43:11 pm PST #3254 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just, it's disrespectful.
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
Consuela - Mar 01, 2005 6:53:55 pm PST #3255 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
t chokes
And, hi folks!
I need to be watching three weeks' worth of Lost, but I'd rather hang on the net. Oy, am so lazy.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2005 6:56:29 pm PST #3256 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
How is this split pea soup different from every other split pea soup?
Allyson - Mar 01, 2005 6:56:40 pm PST #3257 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I eat pork. I drive on Saturday. I haven't been to synagogue in a long time. I have a tattoo.
I'm not really a practicing Jew, the way my grandmother is. So I don't really have much to say to anyone not keeping kosher, and I wouldn't say anything even if I did, because to each his/her own.
However, if I was planning a Good Friday meal in order to educate people about an important part Christianity, I wouldn't plan the meal at steakhouse. And if I had made such a mistake, I wouldn't be more worried that I offered prime rib on the flyer, I'd be worried about respecting the religion I was trying to teach about.
I know this may be sensitive because I'm criticising someone's mother, here. I'm just appalled.