They were promised pizza in the flyer, which Mom is not willing to reneg on. I really did try.
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Mar 01, 2005 6:34:54 pm PST #3248 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Jesse - Mar 01, 2005 6:37:27 pm PST #3249 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ah, I didn't realize promises had been made in writing. Matzo pizza!!
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2005 6:38:20 pm PST #3250 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I never wake up at Midnight or 3:00 A.M. Apparantly no one cares enough to curse me.
:(
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2005 6:38:35 pm PST #3251 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Mar 01, 2005 6:40:48 pm PST #3252 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay, but will you ask your mom to please let them know that pizza wouldn't be on the menu, and why?
Because what your mom is doing is not a seder, it's an explanation of what is on a seder plate. And she doesn't really get it, which is doing no one any favors.
Jesus' last meal contained nothing resembling pizza, he probably had lamb.
I just, it's disrespectful.
sumi - Mar 01, 2005 6:42:10 pm PST #3253 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Last week I woke up at 3 am three nights in a row. . . so somebody was cursing me? Or does that mean that I am a demon and somebody was trying to compell me to do something?
TAR: I wondered if there wouldn't be some evil consequences for doing that plane finagling thing myself. Apparently, trying to get on a later flight isn't a problem.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2005 6:43:11 pm PST #3254 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just, it's disrespectful.
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
Consuela - Mar 01, 2005 6:53:55 pm PST #3255 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
t chokes
And, hi folks!
I need to be watching three weeks' worth of Lost, but I'd rather hang on the net. Oy, am so lazy.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2005 6:56:29 pm PST #3256 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
How is this split pea soup different from every other split pea soup?
Allyson - Mar 01, 2005 6:56:40 pm PST #3257 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I eat pork. I drive on Saturday. I haven't been to synagogue in a long time. I have a tattoo.
I'm not really a practicing Jew, the way my grandmother is. So I don't really have much to say to anyone not keeping kosher, and I wouldn't say anything even if I did, because to each his/her own.
However, if I was planning a Good Friday meal in order to educate people about an important part Christianity, I wouldn't plan the meal at steakhouse. And if I had made such a mistake, I wouldn't be more worried that I offered prime rib on the flyer, I'd be worried about respecting the religion I was trying to teach about.
I know this may be sensitive because I'm criticising someone's mother, here. I'm just appalled.