Last week I woke up at 3 am three nights in a row. . . so somebody was cursing me? Or does that mean that I am a demon and somebody was trying to compell me to do something?
TAR: I wondered if there wouldn't be some
evil consequences for doing that plane finagling thing
myself. Apparently,
trying to get on a later flight isn't a problem.
I just, it's disrespectful.
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
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And, hi folks!
I need to be watching three weeks' worth of Lost, but I'd rather hang on the net. Oy, am so lazy.
Did I tell you about the woman who had a hambone at her seder?
How is this split pea soup different from every other split pea soup?
I eat pork. I drive on Saturday. I haven't been to synagogue in a long time. I have a tattoo.
I'm not really a practicing Jew, the way my grandmother is. So I don't really have much to say to anyone not keeping kosher, and I wouldn't say anything even if I did, because to each his/her own.
However, if I was planning a Good Friday meal in order to educate people about an important part Christianity, I wouldn't plan the meal at steakhouse. And if I had made such a mistake, I wouldn't be more worried that I offered prime rib on the flyer, I'd be worried about respecting the religion I was trying to teach about.
I know this may be sensitive because I'm criticising someone's mother, here. I'm just appalled.
The part that may be funny only to me is that my family's traditional Good Friday dinner when I was growing up was (veggie) pizza.
Unsweetened cocoa.
No. I meant on the container. Underneath all of the nutritional info.
I know the sweetened cocoa had alkali listed.
I meant on the container.
So did I. Unsweetened cocoa. That's it, that's all she wrote. Unsweetened and cocoa. Cocoa, preceded by unsweetened.
Unsweetened cocoa.
Okay. So weird. The sweetened says
"cocoa dutch processed with alkali"
Weird.
(Oh, and the Haggadah used by most families I know is the one made by Maxwell House, which has everything in both Hebrew and English and is about $3, or free if you buy enough coffee, I think.)
ah ha ha ha ha! Hil made me laugh. This is the same Haggadah my family uses.
Back when my father led them, our seders were 9 kinds of wrong. But they were fun.
Okay, I'm not really here. I'm going to bed. goodnight.