Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2005 10:56:41 am PST #3072 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Actually, she's "Amber," but Rob (her fiance) is from Boston, and so her name comes out as "Ambuh" (varied spelling).

Oh, thank God. Because "Amba" was about to knock "Anfernee" out of its position as Worst Mangled Name EVAH.


amych - Mar 01, 2005 10:57:04 am PST #3073 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

produce their wedding as a reality show

eww eww eww eww eww eww eww EWW.


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2005 10:58:41 am PST #3074 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

They've been in talks with Mark Burnett to produce their wedding as a reality show since the All-Star finale.

Oh, JESUS.


Lyra Jane - Mar 01, 2005 10:58:43 am PST #3075 of 10002
Up with the sun

Did Amba and Rob actually meet on All-Stars, or did they know each other before?


Aims - Mar 01, 2005 10:59:15 am PST #3076 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They met on All-Stars, I'm pretty sure.


brenda m - Mar 01, 2005 10:59:43 am PST #3077 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pretty sure they met on the show.


Liese S. - Mar 01, 2005 11:01:30 am PST #3078 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You know, because reality tv mostly flies under my radar completely, I think it's fine. All these people can create their careers out of their manufactured fame and just so long as they stay in the dating/competition reality strata, I will never ever see them or know who they are.

Unless they're on Nashville Star. Which starts tonight.

In other television news, is anyone watching "It Takes A Thief" besides me? Because that show totally freaks my shit out.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2005 11:01:37 am PST #3079 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Amba's ass = smokin'.

Also, this year's Survivor has started out really entertaining, for those of you that don't know whether or not to watch.


Kate P. - Mar 01, 2005 11:02:33 am PST #3080 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Kitten McClintock is an awesome porn star name, Alibelle. Mine is Hilda Beach, which isn't anything special. Or there's the formula of childhood pet + mother's maiden name, which gives me Hilda Wittlinger, for the German hausfrau porn market. But by that formula, my housemate has the best porn name I've ever heard: Fluffy DiPillo.

I think it may finally have stopped snowing. The question now is, do I actually want to get bundled up and walk to the post office, or do I want to stay inside all toasty and warm and watch another episode of Wonderfalls?


Liese S. - Mar 01, 2005 11:04:02 am PST #3081 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, yeah, and with the porn name, mine would end up being Misty (which works okay) Bristol-Champion Townline (which totally doesn't).

It's funny, 'cause it took me so long to chant my address when I was little.

eata: I'm sure my neighbor girl would have been thrilled to know that I named my goldfish after her. It was sort of a pale white color, you know, misty.