Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow ,'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2005 11:01:37 am PST #3079 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Amba's ass = smokin'.

Also, this year's Survivor has started out really entertaining, for those of you that don't know whether or not to watch.


Kate P. - Mar 01, 2005 11:02:33 am PST #3080 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Kitten McClintock is an awesome porn star name, Alibelle. Mine is Hilda Beach, which isn't anything special. Or there's the formula of childhood pet + mother's maiden name, which gives me Hilda Wittlinger, for the German hausfrau porn market. But by that formula, my housemate has the best porn name I've ever heard: Fluffy DiPillo.

I think it may finally have stopped snowing. The question now is, do I actually want to get bundled up and walk to the post office, or do I want to stay inside all toasty and warm and watch another episode of Wonderfalls?


Liese S. - Mar 01, 2005 11:04:02 am PST #3081 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, yeah, and with the porn name, mine would end up being Misty (which works okay) Bristol-Champion Townline (which totally doesn't).

It's funny, 'cause it took me so long to chant my address when I was little.

eata: I'm sure my neighbor girl would have been thrilled to know that I named my goldfish after her. It was sort of a pale white color, you know, misty.


Lyra Jane - Mar 01, 2005 11:04:05 am PST #3082 of 10002
Up with the sun

They met on All-Stars, I'm pretty sure.

Weird. If they do the reality TV wedding, their entire courtship will be on TV. (Like Trista and Ryan's, but a different network. I haven't seen enough of either couple to decide which pair is more annoying.)


bon bon - Mar 01, 2005 11:04:07 am PST #3083 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh and Mischief West or Mischief Remington. Either way my porn career is assured.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2005 11:04:31 am PST #3084 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, this year's Survivor has started out really entertaining, for those of you that don't know whether or not to watch.

That's what I've heard, but I gave it up for the OC. Perhaps I should start downloading, though.


Pix - Mar 01, 2005 11:06:03 am PST #3085 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I could also be Rope Ferry Zoe, which had fetish film potential, I suppose.


amych - Mar 01, 2005 11:07:47 am PST #3086 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've always thought Maud South sounded like a rather sour and unsexy Victorian lady. But if someone out there wants to find her porny, that's your business.


Pix - Mar 01, 2005 11:09:02 am PST #3087 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

See, if I went male, I could be Byron Holmes. He could totally be Maud South's prim porn partner.


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2005 11:09:23 am PST #3088 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I need a drag queen name. Like Cleo Torus.