Oh, yeah, and with the porn name, mine would end up being Misty (which works okay) Bristol-Champion Townline (which totally doesn't).

It's funny, 'cause it took me so long to chant my address when I was little.

eata: I'm sure my neighbor girl would have been thrilled to know that I named my goldfish after her. It was sort of a pale white color, you know, misty.

They met on All-Stars, I'm pretty sure.

Weird. If they do the reality TV wedding, their entire courtship will be on TV. (Like Trista and Ryan's, but a different network. I haven't seen enough of either couple to decide which pair is more annoying.)

Oh and Mischief West or Mischief Remington. Either way my porn career is assured.

Also, this year's Survivor has started out really entertaining, for those of you that don't know whether or not to watch.

That's what I've heard, but I gave it up for the OC. Perhaps I should start downloading, though.

I could also be Rope Ferry Zoe, which had fetish film potential, I suppose.

I've always thought Maud South sounded like a rather sour and unsexy Victorian lady. But if someone out there wants to find her porny, that's your business.

See, if I went male, I could be Byron Holmes. He could totally be Maud South's prim porn partner.

I need a drag queen name. Like Cleo Torus.

Fluffy DiPillo

I love this.

I"m really kind of looking forward to it, because while I never did get much of a sense of Ambah, I really kind of like Rob. As I recall, for a reality tv person, he's remarkably self-aware, and he's alway thinking ahead and strategizing. Which is something we can use more of. Plus he's pretty funny.