ita, did you get the pictures I've emailed you today?
I just went through the gawker pictures I took at the Spirit Awards on Saturday - got a few decent ones. Saw lots of them mooovie stars: Jeff Bridges, Salma Hayak, Jodie Foster, Zach Braff, Kate Bos, Michelle Trachtenberg, Gerard Butler, Elijah Wood, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhall, Samuel Jackson, Laura Linney, Kyra Sedgwick, Kevin Bacon (who arrived separately from Kyra, and was ripped to the tits - swayed out of the car), Liev Schreiber.
It was fun to accidentally gawk.
One of my college roommates replied, "Buster Hymen" when we tried thinking of porn names one drunken night. This caused a mental block for me that I can never quite get past.
That is one of my favorites. I also like "the Rev. Pastor Fuzz."
I did, thanks! Those ones of the swinging guys are beyootiful.
Gerard Butler, naturally, is also.
I can never think of a clever porn name.
Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you were born on. Making me Ho Chi 59th. Which is why I can never be a porn star.
You should totally go down to the beach some weekend to see the swinging guys yourself. Verra beautiful. It was very surreal.
I just noticed in the pictures that Michelle Trachtenberg was with Aaron Ashmore, the guy who played the bad rich kid on the Tijuana trip ep on Veronica Mars. I was all, who's that guy?
I am Trisket Marshfield or, alternatively, Cider Marshfield. Neither strike me as particularly porny.
Ho Chi 59th. Which is why I can never be a porn star.
Dude! Your name starts with Ho! It's like
fate.
Is it the street you were born on, or the street where you first lived?
Bambi Ashland is my porn name.
Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you were born on. Making me Ho Chi 59th.
Sparky Montana, I think.
Coulda been, Boji Franjo, though.
I'm Rusty Main. No wonder I never made it as a porn star.