Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 10:33:16 am PST #2609 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, the lake-effect snow usually goes East.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 10:39:03 am PST #2610 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm wondering if there's gonna be a web broadcast of the start of Steve Fossett's flight. 'Cuz I read here [link] that his plane has never been tested at the weight it will be when he tries to take off. (The plane's weight at takeoff will be 83% fuel, an unheard of percentage.)

Fossett admitted to a press conference: "It will be very scary to take off in a plane this heavy."

While I hope he makes it. But the voyer in me wants to see what happens....


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 10:40:44 am PST #2611 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Penelope is not as curvy as Salma, but she does have curves.

She used to, but she lost them when she transitioned to Foreign Film Star to Hollywood Star. She needs to get back to Spain and eat paella until her figure returns.


Kathy A - Feb 28, 2005 10:41:11 am PST #2612 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

They're using the Kansas airport because it has one of the longest runways in the U.S.--two miles long. (It was built for testing Flying Fortresses before they were sent into WWII.) Hopefully, he'll be able to get airborne in those two miles.


Steph L. - Feb 28, 2005 11:03:43 am PST #2613 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Buffy Related News: Seth Green's new animated show on Adult Swim, Robot Chicken,

This is so funny -- on Robot Chicken, Optimus Prime died of prostate cancer, which did not go unnoticed by the National Prostate Cancer Coalition.

Not a fan of the freakish close-up of Jefferson.

I gotta agree. And call me a traditionalist, but I like my dead presidents to be portrayed in profile.

Oooh -- I like it. I like the way his big giant head is off-center and cropped really tightly. The buffalo on the back look like broccoli, though.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 11:09:04 am PST #2614 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

A prostate specific antigen blood test and a two second look at your tailpipe can save your life,” said Atkins.

Your tailpipe?


Noumenon - Feb 28, 2005 11:14:15 am PST #2615 of 10002
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

They distract you with invented car trouble, then when you bend over to look, they strike!


Kathy A - Feb 28, 2005 11:15:24 am PST #2616 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Update on the ratings for last night's Oscar telecast--down five percent over last year, as opposed to the early figures that said it was up a few percentage points.


Katie M - Feb 28, 2005 11:19:53 am PST #2617 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

This is so funny -- on Robot Chicken, Optimus Prime died of prostate cancer, which did not go unnoticed by the National Prostate Cancer Coalition.

Hee! Okay, I'm almost tempted to throw them a few bucks just for the sense of humor.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 11:29:09 am PST #2618 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Right. So, the database I need to do my work is being updated, and my boss just left early because of the snow. This means I can take a nap now, right?