Oprah just had this very bewildered look on her face, like she admired Chris Rock right now but was sort of scared.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 3:42:58 pm PST #1845 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:43:45 pm PST #1846 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
"...fighting for freedom out there"
...or whatever.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:43:50 pm PST #1847 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm sorta the same, Lilty.
In all the Chris Rock stuff I've been reading and seeing, he continual entertains and intrigues.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:00 pm PST #1848 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Lopsided boobs is the new black.
Kristen - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:02 pm PST #1849 of 10002
Did anybody screen this monologue?
CBS. Then they laughed maniacally.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:31 pm PST #1850 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not feeling the Rock love. So far, it's a decent stand up routine, but I don't get a hostly vibe off of him.
Also, he should stop fucking whining about the "they" that makes crap black movies and do something about it. I hope Melvin Van Peebles decks him in the parking lot.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:55 pm PST #1851 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ooooooooooooooohhhhh......
they make the nominees go up like pageant contestants now. I read that it was going to happen, but I didn't believe it. HEE!
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1852 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh. Okay, I was about to be all, "hey, that dress isn't so bad, asymmetrical dresses are hard..." and then I got a better look. Um, no.
Wait, the art director nominees have to stand there and smile until they're kicked off the island? Harsh.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1853 of 10002
Well, this asymmeticral dress looks better on her than the last one.
Adore Chris Rock.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:13 pm PST #1854 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Is this a new thing? Having the nominees stand on the stage?
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