Did anybody screen this monologue?
CBS. Then they laughed maniacally.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:02 pm PST #1849 of 10002
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:31 pm PST #1850 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not feeling the Rock love. So far, it's a decent stand up routine, but I don't get a hostly vibe off of him.
Also, he should stop fucking whining about the "they" that makes crap black movies and do something about it. I hope Melvin Van Peebles decks him in the parking lot.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:55 pm PST #1851 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ooooooooooooooohhhhh......
they make the nominees go up like pageant contestants now. I read that it was going to happen, but I didn't believe it. HEE!
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1852 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh. Okay, I was about to be all, "hey, that dress isn't so bad, asymmetrical dresses are hard..." and then I got a better look. Um, no.
Wait, the art director nominees have to stand there and smile until they're kicked off the island? Harsh.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1853 of 10002
Well, this asymmeticral dress looks better on her than the last one.
Adore Chris Rock.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:13 pm PST #1854 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Is this a new thing? Having the nominees stand on the stage?
x-post
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:18 pm PST #1855 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The technical people are being HOSED.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:43 pm PST #1856 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So far, it's a decent stand up routine, but I don't get a hostly vibe off of him.
Yes. He said he wasn't viewing this as 'The Oscars" but as an opportunity to do a TV show.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:47 pm PST #1857 of 10002
What is even happening?
I think Halle's lopsidedness is the same as at the GG's, but I'm having no lucking finding a photo, to double check.
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:46:11 pm PST #1858 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That's awful! I mean, I guess it cuts down on walk-to-the-stage time, but harsh!