Did anybody screen this monologue?
CBS. Then they laughed maniacally.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:02 pm PST #1849 of 10002
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:31 pm PST #1850 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not feeling the Rock love. So far, it's a decent stand up routine, but I don't get a hostly vibe off of him.
Also, he should stop fucking whining about the "they" that makes crap black movies and do something about it. I hope Melvin Van Peebles decks him in the parking lot.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:44:55 pm PST #1851 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ooooooooooooooohhhhh......
they make the nominees go up like pageant contestants now. I read that it was going to happen, but I didn't believe it. HEE!
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1852 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh. Okay, I was about to be all, "hey, that dress isn't so bad, asymmetrical dresses are hard..." and then I got a better look. Um, no.
Wait, the art director nominees have to stand there and smile until they're kicked off the island? Harsh.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:01 pm PST #1853 of 10002
Well, this asymmeticral dress looks better on her than the last one.
Adore Chris Rock.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:13 pm PST #1854 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Is this a new thing? Having the nominees stand on the stage?
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Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:18 pm PST #1855 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The technical people are being HOSED.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:43 pm PST #1856 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So far, it's a decent stand up routine, but I don't get a hostly vibe off of him.
Yes. He said he wasn't viewing this as 'The Oscars" but as an opportunity to do a TV show.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 27, 2005 3:45:47 pm PST #1857 of 10002
What is even happening?
I think Halle's lopsidedness is the same as at the GG's, but I'm having no lucking finding a photo, to double check.
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:46:11 pm PST #1858 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That's awful! I mean, I guess it cuts down on walk-to-the-stage time, but harsh!