But few who have ever seen it have lived to tell the tale. Something about being bored to death.::Consideres selling ticket to Mel Gibson's Dance of the Actuaries / Vogon Poetry Slam::
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2005 12:33:44 pm PST #1693 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pix - Feb 27, 2005 12:33:48 pm PST #1694 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
There are fewer flounces in the Dance of Actuaries.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 27, 2005 12:36:45 pm PST #1695 of 10002
What is even happening?
Well yeah, that's usually the cause of death. Being exact whilst flouncing is even harder on the witnesses, than on the dancers.
erikaj - Feb 27, 2005 12:40:33 pm PST #1696 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Makes me think:
LOGAN(surveying body): Convulsion?
BRISCOE(sniff): No, worse. Actuaries. Literally, what are the odds?
Topic!Cindy - Feb 27, 2005 12:41:10 pm PST #1697 of 10002
What is even happening?
Oh, Lennie.
Narrator - Feb 27, 2005 12:42:07 pm PST #1698 of 10002
The evil is this way?
You don't think that the actuaries killed Briscoe, do you?
Lee - Feb 27, 2005 12:43:25 pm PST #1699 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I got Narrator to dance for us. Yay me!
Also, thanks.
erikaj - Feb 27, 2005 12:44:44 pm PST #1700 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, I know. I can almost swear there are family members I won't miss that much. I probably know Lennie better than half of them, and we only saw half his life.
sumi - Feb 27, 2005 12:57:47 pm PST #1701 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
ita - did you see this week's Jack and Bobby? (I just watched the easy view.) I'm thinking that now that they've made it past the ethics committee -- they are doomed. They're going to break up and Grace's career will be done anyway. It's sad. Also, doesn't it seem odd that the President would be on the ethics committee ?
Ooh, an ad with "Goodbye Girl" on it.
Susan W. - Feb 27, 2005 12:58:42 pm PST #1702 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Is there a copyeditor in the house?
Should "taser" be capitalized?
(I'm doing a resume for a police officer. Speaking of which, what's the difference between a rifle and a shotgun? My weapons expertise cuts out around 1815, so I'm only qualified to explain the difference between a rifle and a musket.)