It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 11:22:39 am PDT #9153 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or die protecting someone who felt compelled by the sacrifice to do something with their life.


Ginger - Jul 26, 2007 11:29:38 am PDT #9154 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Fighting instead of hiding is heroism in itself.


Miracleman - Jul 26, 2007 12:27:46 pm PDT #9155 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Spontaneous Human Combustion.

I know it's not really helpful. I just always wanted a character in a story to spontaneously combust for no good reason whatsoever and have it be completely unexplained. Just so the other characters could go, variously, "Huh." "Whoa." and "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"


amych - Jul 26, 2007 12:34:37 pm PDT #9156 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bleak House. Although IIRC they didn't phrase it exactly like that.


Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 12:50:27 pm PDT #9157 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

It's Dickens - LOTS more words, many more syllables.


amych - Jul 26, 2007 12:53:36 pm PDT #9158 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Exactly. And wonderful words they are.


Volans - Jul 28, 2007 2:59:32 am PDT #9159 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I would think a collection of essays about working in customer service would be a wonderful place for a charcter to spontaneously combust.


Miracleman - Jul 28, 2007 4:54:38 am PDT #9160 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hmmmm....


-t - Jul 30, 2007 1:44:00 pm PDT #9161 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No one has posted a topic yet, eh? I suggest: spontaneous combustion.


Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 5:35:46 pm PDT #9162 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Gah. Stuck again.

Done the intro, introduced the players (Reps, customers, management). Addressed lame incentives, other departments and why they suck...talked about the Holy Mute Button and why The Customer is almost never right...

I cannot think of anything else to write about with this thing. I'm sure there's more, but...

Gah.