Bleak House. Although IIRC they didn't phrase it exactly like that.
Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?
Buffy ,'Touched'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
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amych - Jul 26, 2007 12:34:37 pm PDT #9156 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 12:50:27 pm PDT #9157 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
It's Dickens - LOTS more words, many more syllables.
amych - Jul 26, 2007 12:53:36 pm PDT #9158 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Exactly. And wonderful words they are.
Volans - Jul 28, 2007 2:59:32 am PDT #9159 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I would think a collection of essays about working in customer service would be a wonderful place for a charcter to spontaneously combust.
Miracleman - Jul 28, 2007 4:54:38 am PDT #9160 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hmmmm....
-t - Jul 30, 2007 1:44:00 pm PDT #9161 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No one has posted a topic yet, eh? I suggest: spontaneous combustion.
Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 5:35:46 pm PDT #9162 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Gah. Stuck again.
Done the intro, introduced the players (Reps, customers, management). Addressed lame incentives, other departments and why they suck...talked about the Holy Mute Button and why The Customer is almost never right...
I cannot think of anything else to write about with this thing. I'm sure there's more, but...
Gah.
Laga - Jul 31, 2007 5:42:25 pm PDT #9163 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How about some stories of the customer service workers' petty vengeance?
Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 5:43:36 pm PDT #9164 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Got any?
Laga - Jul 31, 2007 5:49:43 pm PDT #9165 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Yes but mine all take place in the restaurant industry.