It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 8:04:36 am PST #9412 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMG, TEPPY KILLED PERKINS!


tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 8:06:10 am PST #9413 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Next person to see Teppy, check for blood under the fingernails (as that's the hardest place to clean).


Topic!Cindy - Mar 25, 2005 8:06:27 am PST #9414 of 10001
What is even happening?

I think Perkins is off getting lucky, probably with whomever was sent out to repair the damage she's undoubtedly done to the B&B's wireless.

Or Teppy killed her.


Pix - Mar 25, 2005 8:07:01 am PST #9415 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

OMG MARCH KILLED PERKINS!


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:26:03 am PST #9416 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Proof of how badly I need a haircut.

What, you think that isn't Yeti-like? Think again, my misguided friend, think again.

And, if I can be vain for just one quick second: this isn't a good picture, not really -- I look very tired and my Yeti-hair is Yeti-everywhere. But! I did no Photoshopping at all (as I often do b/c of my unfortunate double-chin), and not only is the double-chin gone, if you look closely (particularly on the photo's left, my right), you just might see the hint of cheekbones. For real. This is new -- both the lack of an extra chin and the discovery of bones in my face.

Though my ass, she still be bootylicious, I seem to have lost that puffy jowly Boris Yeltsin look. Go me.


Almare - Mar 25, 2005 8:27:53 am PST #9417 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

That Bastard!


SailAweigh - Mar 25, 2005 8:28:56 am PST #9418 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Oooh, sexy Teppy cheekbones! And, being bootylicious is a good thing. (I have to believe that, because I'm never getting rid of mine.)


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:31:54 am PST #9419 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:32:19 am PST #9420 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 8:33:01 am PST #9421 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.

Depends on where you end up, surely?