Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Is it the year of the furry?
Oh god no. They peaked several years ago. I think Smoosh is the current perv flavor. Though I'm secretly hoping for the underdog Inflation Fetishists.
A friend of SA's introduced me to the existence of the fetish Vore, with the subset Turkey Man.
Smoosh?
Those people that sit across the room from you and say, "Smoosh your head, smoosh your head." while pushing their index finger and thumb together.
REALLY turns them on.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
Thank you!
I think Smoosh is the current perv flavor. Though I'm secretly hoping for the underdog Inflation Fetishists.I don't understand any of this.
A friend of SA's introduced me to the existence of the fetish Vore, with the subset Turkey Man.I also don't understand this.
I WIN!
The fun thing about this conversation is that I could start making up the most absolutely outrageous and ridiculous kinks and...they'd still all probably be true.
And I'd hopefully remain blissfully ignorant of them all. Oh for the days when I didn't know about [things I'm not going to mention in writing].
I'm just waiting for the "I've got your nose" perversion. Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli."
I don't appreciate you mocking my life choices, Betsy. I thought we were above that. t sob
t beep
t runs away
I just like doing both of those, and now my children wiggle away. It makes me sad.
When was the last time I got to do Eensy Weensy Spider, come to think of it?