The fun thing about this conversation is that I could start making up the most absolutely outrageous and ridiculous kinks and...they'd still all probably be true.
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2005 12:55:04 pm PST #7318 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2005 12:58:14 pm PST #7319 of 10001
What is even happening?
And I'd hopefully remain blissfully ignorant of them all. Oh for the days when I didn't know about [things I'm not going to mention in writing].
Betsy HP - Mar 17, 2005 1:00:24 pm PST #7320 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I'm just waiting for the "I've got your nose" perversion. Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
JZ - Mar 17, 2005 1:03:03 pm PST #7321 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli."
brenda m - Mar 17, 2005 1:03:04 pm PST #7322 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I don't appreciate you mocking my life choices, Betsy. I thought we were above that. t sob
t beep
t runs away
Betsy HP - Mar 17, 2005 1:04:25 pm PST #7323 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I just like doing both of those, and now my children wiggle away. It makes me sad.
When was the last time I got to do Eensy Weensy Spider, come to think of it?
Atropa - Mar 17, 2005 1:04:49 pm PST #7324 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli"
(looks around office suspiciously)
You people have hidden cameras in here, don't you? Because as soon as I read Betsy's post, my nose started twitching.
(looks around again for cameras)
Betsy HP - Mar 17, 2005 1:05:28 pm PST #7325 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
t does Eensy Weensy Spider for Jilli
Atropa - Mar 17, 2005 1:06:23 pm PST #7326 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
As long as it doesn't involve any real spiders, all is good.
Betsy HP - Mar 17, 2005 1:08:03 pm PST #7327 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
t hastily does Eensy Weensy Bat instead