And I'd hopefully remain blissfully ignorant of them all. Oh for the days when I didn't know about [things I'm not going to mention in writing].
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm just waiting for the "I've got your nose" perversion. Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli."
I don't appreciate you mocking my life choices, Betsy. I thought we were above that. t sob
t beep
t runs away
I just like doing both of those, and now my children wiggle away. It makes me sad.
When was the last time I got to do Eensy Weensy Spider, come to think of it?
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli"
(looks around office suspiciously)
You people have hidden cameras in here, don't you? Because as soon as I read Betsy's post, my nose started twitching.
(looks around again for cameras)
t does Eensy Weensy Spider for Jilli
As long as it doesn't involve any real spiders, all is good.
t hastily does Eensy Weensy Bat instead
t packages children with extra bubble pack and addresses them to Betsy's house, overnight, handle with care, fragile