'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Or the "bizzy bizzy bizzy bee" fetish, where you spiral your finger around somebody's nose and then beep it.
Otherwise known as "Everyone's favorite parlour game with Jilli"
(looks around office suspiciously)
You people have hidden cameras in here, don't you? Because as soon as I read Betsy's post, my nose started twitching.
(looks around again for cameras)
t does Eensy Weensy Spider for Jilli
As long as it doesn't involve any real spiders, all is good.
t hastily does Eensy Weensy Bat instead
t packages children with extra bubble pack and addresses them to Betsy's house, overnight, handle with care, fragile
t nails the front door shut
Uh oh! The babies are getting shipped out again!
Oh, this is the day they give babies away
With half a pound of tea
If you know any ladies who want any babies
Just send them along to me...
t hastily does Eensy Weensy Bat instead
Yaaaaay!
I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper,
I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.
Words and Music by Woody Guthrie