Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:20:12 am PST #653 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm still a PC person over Macs, but I suspect that's because all the Macs I've ever used have been workplace iMacs that froze up or lost their connection to the server twice a day, and I'm told that Apple computers are much nicer if they are treated with love and respect.

Generally, many PC techs that hate to deal with Macs will not service them properly, nor will they keep the OS or programs updated with tweaks and patches. I have found that the amount of minor tweaking to keep Macs running properly pays off with longevity. And like all computers, extra RAM makes a heck of a difference. That's another thing that anti-Mac PC techs tend to neglect.

If I were to behave towards Windows machines the way some (note emphasis) PC techs do, I would be fired quickly when employed as a tech. But they are "just Macs" to these guys.

I may grumble, but I do my job and learn about and maintain the computers I support. It's how I survive.

Recent not-even-getting-interviewed period notwithstanding.


vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 8:20:42 am PST #654 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Banana who?

Oh, Deena! Sounds like quite a morning. Oh, I got that package shipped this morning. It should be there early next week.


Deena - Feb 12, 2005 8:24:12 am PST #655 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Whee! for packages!

I've cleaned a little bit of my kitchen and a little bit of my dining room. This does not bode well for the overall accomplishment I meant to make today. I better get back to it.

Sorry for not being more entertaining. To make amends, however, I do have a quick Kara story.

I often say, "Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick" when talking about things one would prefer to be better than they are. Just yesterday Kara came up with her own version, which, judging by how often she says it to me, she likes much better. To wit: "I'ma poke you in the eye with a sharp stick!"


vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 8:27:39 am PST #656 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I wanna hear the rest of the joke, but I think Cindy went away.

sad now


Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:29:43 am PST #657 of 10001
What is even happening?

banana


Amy - Feb 12, 2005 8:32:37 am PST #658 of 10001
Because books.

banana

Ooh, I know this one!

Popping in from the land of lurkage and sinus infections to wish Maria, Kristin, and -t (a little late, I guess) the happiest of birthdays.

And to send good tummy~ma to Owen. Babies with stomach bugs are both heart-squeezingly pathetic and horribly messy.

Someone please tell my sinuses to straighten up and fly right.


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 8:34:34 am PST #659 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Bobby was nicknamed "back at ya Mom" as a kid.

When I was a baby, I had Pyloric Stenosis, basically a condition where the outlet from the stomach to the intestines doesn't want to open properly.

My sister got by with medications, but I had to go under the knife.

I often wonder if the trauma of the condition is at least a touch responsible for my lifelong battle with obesity.


vw bug - Feb 12, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #660 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Banana who?


beth b - Feb 12, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #661 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I can not entertain. DH wants me to help clean up in the kitchen. but since he made breakfast - thats ok.

so far we have picked up, dusted,cleaned the wood floors, had breakfast , shifted some furniture. finished dishes , clean bathroom, shower and get dressed for work are next for me


Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 8:40:03 am PST #662 of 10001
What is even happening?

Y'all suck at knock knock jokes.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient--
MOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's just a knock knock joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get so excited. It's just a knock knock joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No. Owl go who. Cow go moo.