Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 11:48:33 am PST #5433 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

God help me. Mine is a wasted life highlighted in a pop song.

Which reminds me this seems like a very buffista book, or a very Hec book anyway.

In popstrological terms, Britney Spears is a "daughter" of Olivia Newton-John, born under the 1981 hit song "Let's Get Physical."

Host Jennifer Ludden finds out how pop music's powerful forces affect us all from the day we're born. She talks with Ian Van Tuyl, author of Popstrology: The Art and Science of Reading the Popstars. For his part, Van Tuyl is a Double Monkee, as his book explains, "born under the influence of the song 'I'm a Believer.'"

Quote about the above linked book from ATC


beekaytee - Mar 09, 2005 11:49:13 am PST #5434 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oooh. Oooh!

People who need to be painfully killed. My favorite!!

Today's list includes bed and breakfast guests who decide to cancel a 6 day stay that I could have sold over 7 or 8 times to reasonably sane people because...ready?...one of them has jet lag.

Whah? Flying from Germany made you tired? No effing way! So this means you need to screw my establishment out of more than a grand (on a room I already gave them a discount on...the ingrates) for why?

Oh! You have fibromyalgia.

I'm still confused...

Gah. Most travelers are fairly cool. Some are wonderful. Today? I got Fellini's crew.


Ginger - Mar 09, 2005 11:53:28 am PST #5435 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

However, hearing Muzak versions of Duran Duran and Cyndi Lauper still freaks me out.

Before she retired, my mother had an argument with her building manager about playing Muzak. As she told the story, she said, "My girls have those records, and they're real songs. You should just play them."


-t - Mar 09, 2005 11:53:42 am PST #5436 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So you're still open, Beej?


beekaytee - Mar 09, 2005 11:53:58 am PST #5437 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I heard the Popstrology dude on NPR and I havtasay. Sounded pretty woolie to me. And I'm the type that has no reservations about people finding inspiration in weird things.

The thesis...that the collective unconscious had to be effected by stuff like the Beatles phenom...and therefore infused certain personalities with certain characteristics sounds interesting on the surface...but unless he goes into much greater detail, the author sounds like a guy whose book really ought to be one sentence. "I'm the Beatle's bitch."


vw bug - Mar 09, 2005 11:54:21 am PST #5438 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

What do you all think of this lampshade? [link] Or, more importantly, what do we think Emily will think of this lampshade?


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 11:54:27 am PST #5439 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

However, hearing Muzak versions of Duran Duran and Cyndi Lauper still freaks me out.

Weirdest Muzak version I ever heard? Kenny G. Because -- WHY?!?


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 11:55:18 am PST #5440 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was once in a store that was playing a dance remixed version of the South Pacific soundtrack. It was the most brilliant thing I'd ever heard.


-t - Mar 09, 2005 11:55:54 am PST #5441 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have a strange fondness for Muzak. I like weird covers of songs, and sometimes Muzak hits the right surreal bizarreness for me. (eta: I love the lampshade and cannot imagine Emily objecting to it)


Cashmere - Mar 09, 2005 11:56:02 am PST #5442 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You'd think they'd notice something like that.

I thought it was just for shipping purposes. My coffee table and end tables came with the knobs on the inside (so they didn't scratch anything). But these morons couldn't understand that the armoire fucking needed to be opened from the OUTSIDE.

It's the little things like this in life that make me want to throttle stupid people.

And of course it's nearly five so the office isn't going to return my phone messages. If they're not on the phone with me by nine a.m., they can come and pick this damn thing up and shove it up their asses.