You'd think they'd notice something like that.
I thought it was just for shipping purposes. My coffee table and end tables came with the knobs on the inside (so they didn't scratch anything). But these morons couldn't understand that the armoire fucking needed to be opened from the OUTSIDE.
It's the little things like this in life that make me want to throttle stupid people.
And of course it's nearly five so the office isn't going to return my phone messages. If they're not on the phone with me by nine a.m., they can come and pick this damn thing up and shove it up their asses.
Open until the 12th of April.
The 'you're screwed' email goes out to the reservations after that list tomorrow. I've already fielded lots of those phone calls. It's painful to say the least.
Plus? We have people who've been coming for years and years actuallly crying on the phone.
Sheesh.
The nutbars came for an inventory of the household last week. I vanished.
Plus? This month is the highest grossing month in the history of the house. Ever. Which means a) I rock as a manager. b) this was such a bad plan.
I think Emily should love the lampshade.
I like the lampshade, but I have a weakness for shiny bead things that dangle and catch the light.
Cool. Well, I can always send it back if she hates it.
Also, FINALLY FOUND BRAS AT TARGET! What's so difficult about cotton underwire bras? I've searched for a week for them! Then I remembered that someone here said that Target is wonderful for bras.
Strangest Muzak I've heard: "Another Brick in the Wall".
Love the lampshade.
Yeah, I really do too. And one of our lamps just desperately needs a new lampshade, so I thought it might be kind of fun.
J just called. She's having a rough day. This may be a rough evening/night.
I heard "I Wanna Be Sedated" in muzak once. Had to collapse against the side of the elevator. My liftmates must have thought I was having a siezure.
Weirdest Muzak version I ever heard? Kenny G. Because -- WHY?!?
Pink Floyd,
Careful With That Axe, Eugene
No. I'm not kidding.
