I was once in a store that was playing a dance remixed version of the South Pacific soundtrack. It was the most brilliant thing I'd ever heard.
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
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Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 11:55:18 am PST #5440 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
-t - Mar 09, 2005 11:55:54 am PST #5441 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I have a strange fondness for Muzak. I like weird covers of songs, and sometimes Muzak hits the right surreal bizarreness for me. (eta: I love the lampshade and cannot imagine Emily objecting to it)
Cashmere - Mar 09, 2005 11:56:02 am PST #5442 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You'd think they'd notice something like that.
I thought it was just for shipping purposes. My coffee table and end tables came with the knobs on the inside (so they didn't scratch anything). But these morons couldn't understand that the armoire fucking needed to be opened from the OUTSIDE.
It's the little things like this in life that make me want to throttle stupid people.
And of course it's nearly five so the office isn't going to return my phone messages. If they're not on the phone with me by nine a.m., they can come and pick this damn thing up and shove it up their asses.
beekaytee - Mar 09, 2005 11:56:46 am PST #5443 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Open until the 12th of April.
The 'you're screwed' email goes out to the reservations after that list tomorrow. I've already fielded lots of those phone calls. It's painful to say the least.
Plus? We have people who've been coming for years and years actuallly crying on the phone.
Sheesh.
The nutbars came for an inventory of the household last week. I vanished.
Plus? This month is the highest grossing month in the history of the house. Ever. Which means a) I rock as a manager. b) this was such a bad plan.
sj - Mar 09, 2005 11:57:27 am PST #5444 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Love the lampshade, vw.
P.M. Marc - Mar 09, 2005 11:58:18 am PST #5445 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think Emily should love the lampshade.
I like the lampshade, but I have a weakness for shiny bead things that dangle and catch the light.
vw bug - Mar 09, 2005 11:59:55 am PST #5446 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Cool. Well, I can always send it back if she hates it.
Also, FINALLY FOUND BRAS AT TARGET! What's so difficult about cotton underwire bras? I've searched for a week for them! Then I remembered that someone here said that Target is wonderful for bras.
Aims - Mar 09, 2005 12:01:38 pm PST #5447 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Love the lampshade.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 12:01:43 pm PST #5448 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strangest Muzak I've heard: "Another Brick in the Wall".
vw bug - Mar 09, 2005 12:03:00 pm PST #5449 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Love the lampshade.
Yeah, I really do too. And one of our lamps just desperately needs a new lampshade, so I thought it might be kind of fun.
J just called. She's having a rough day. This may be a rough evening/night.