This is why I don't have pets. Or children. I'm not good at taking care of MYSELF.
I
order
you to eat vegetables tomorrow! I can hear the screams from your very liver cells!
The chart indicates that if you continue this trend, and Sean continues on his trend...you're going to be the Least Healthy Eater Here.
I had vegetables at lunch! My Lean Cuisine said it had two servings!!
The secret is, the other night I had cauliflower and broccoli (sprinkled with parmesan and garlic powder) for dinner.
I'm hoping it balances.
my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.
I was thinking housekeeper - because somehow I assumed kitchen cleaning was included.
and David's new name is Mom. Strawberries may not be a veggie - but they have lots of good stuff.
I really need to sneak more veggies into my diet. Is there a chocolate-flavored veggie?
and David's new name is Mom. Strawberries may not be a veggie - but they have lots of good stuff.
I can Mom (as a verb). Strawberries are great - lots of Vitamin C and excellent for keepin' ya regular.
Isn't popcorn a vegetable?
and Sean continues on his trend...
It probably helps that the gf is a vegetarian.
t /gf likes carrots
cocoa beans?
Yes! Good! I can work with that!
Wait. Beans are legumes. Isn't that more protein-y than veggie? No matter -- I can always use protein.
t /gf likes carrots
Ladies and gentlemen, witness the first known legitimate use for "[person] likes carrots"!
Ladies and gentlemen, witness the first known legitimate use for "[person] likes carrots"!
Seriously. She's big on the tubers.